Paul. Let me ask you something. We've known each other now for about 7 years or so and I've been to your house and all on several occasions. With this in the know, I feel comfortable in asking you thins as we both know it's a no homo situation. Well, mostly no homo anyway. But on to the question:

Paul. Isn't it hard to take a shit when you have a human roadblock across Sphincter Avenue?

I'm just curious. Thank you for your time. Later, QD.