Quote Originally Posted by StreetHazard View Post
I had food poisoning so bad that I was literally pissing out my ass, and I couldnt keep any fluids in, I was drinking water like I just spent 3 days in a desert and it would instantly come straight out the other end!

I was freaking out and started to get cramps from dehydration so I went to the store and bought a bottle of Kaopectate, tore the top off it (didnt even read the instructions), and drank 1/2 the fucking bottle.

within about 4 hours I was literally shitting bricks, little salty tears of pain and terror streaking down my cheeks.
LIRL.

I was once constipated for a good while.......I think you know what happens when you're constipated for a while.