It's the only chance you get to play doctor so of course you're gonna look. Not that you'd know what to do next if something weird was there though. LOL. I mean... say... you took a good shit, wiped and saw a fucking unicycle on the tp.. what's the next step? LOL. Whatever the next step is it doesn't include the doctor and DEF doesn't include telling any1 that you know. LOL. But at least you'd know it was there.

LMFAO - I can see it now.. your boys walk up behind you in the middle of you googling "unicycle in stool".