In reference to both polls

[BlkMKII]

When wiping do you reach around from the back and wipe or wipe from the front??

[Elbow]

LMFAO I KNEW THIS WAS COMING.

Wiping forward gets the taint dirty, or vagina full of shit.

[S2KJD]

LMFAO

x2!


after initial wiping is complete the "cleanup" paper towel(wet with soap) is used both ways to get a good scrubby clean arse lol!

[quickdodge®]

It's unhealthy to wipe forward. I thought everyone knew not to do that. Later, QD.

[browningboy7]

It's unhealthy to wipe forward. I thought everyone knew not to do that. Later, QD.

This is IA, Not the smartest folks in the world. You should know this.

[DieselNuts]

It's unhealthy to wipe forward. I thought everyone knew not to do that. Later, QD.

You give people too much credit. Common sense is not very common... you knew that already though.

[BlkMKII]

I always thought the same! but ive had people tell me thats the way they do it?? Some folks have no choice!!

[quickdodge®]

I always thought the same! but ive had people tell me thats the way they do it?? Some folks have no choice!!

Who wouldn't have a choice? There are only types of people in the world (male and female) and it's unhealthy for both. Later, QD.

[BlkMKII]

Who wouldn't have a choice? There are only types of people in the world (male and female) and it's unhealthy for both. Later, QD.

The ones that can't quite reach over all that extra luggage to wipe. So they take the shortest reach which is between the legs. I would assume??

[ISAtlanta300]

Should wipe both ways..... when doing back to front, stop at the sphincter... likewise when doing front to back.. always stop at the hole. Then use a thumb and finger method to 'pick' and 'wipe' your hole clean.

Then take a shower.

[Elbow]

Should wipe both ways..... when doing back to front, stop at the sphincter... likewise when doing front to back.. always stop at the hole. Then use a thumb and finger method to 'pick' and 'wipe' your hole clean.

Then take a shower.

If we ever go out to dinner again and I don't shake your hand, do not be offended.

[bdydrpdmazda]

front to back is the only way to roll. I prolly wont have alot of luck getting the wife to lick my balls if they are covered in duke

[-EnVus-]

BLKMKII wipes my ass from front to back thats how i like my shit cleaned

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

What if you wipe side to side?

[BlkMKII]

What if you wipe side to side?

Is your ass like a sideways puss?

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

Is your ass like a sideways puss?

What the fuck does pussy have anything to do with this? Girl don't shit out their pussy, do they? Now, a asshole is round, correct? So either way you wipe, you will get the same results.

[LongLiveH2b]

this is getting a lil too funny ppl's, especially what ISAtlanta300 said

[ScrapMetalDSM]

This thread is giving me horrible visuals of everyone wiping their asses. Ugh.

[Friggintitsman]

eat shit

[BKgen®]

When it comes to wiping my ass and getting that all-important smooth, streak-free shine... There's only one name I trust to get the job done -- Mothers PowerBall Mini®.