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    Default biggest lie you ever told

    ... pretty self explanatory, and I'm bored

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    You gotta tell your lie first!!!
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    I told a chick I had a 2" penis..biggest lie I ever told...she was really surprised after she pulled my pants down..
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    Quote Originally Posted by AtifSajid
    I told a chick I had a 2" penis..biggest lie I ever told...she was really surprised after she pulled my pants down..
    and found out it was only 1"....







    lol i am sooooooo kidding.. but you left it wide open

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    I did it on purpose cause you can come back with so many things...lol..but damn 1" give m some credit...
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    im sowwy babe.. i had to!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    You gotta tell your lie first!!!
    lol I'm a pretty honest guy.. I guess the biggest lie was more of a secret that I felt bad for keeping. I had a pretty close group of friends in high school that I hung out with, one of the friends had a mother that was VERY attractive..

    to make a long story short I never hit it but two of our friends did on a regular basis, I couldn't bring myself to do it.

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    wow thats crazy.
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    Been lied to a lot By BOYZ!!!
    Last edited by LaurenK; 10-12-2005 at 12:32 PM.
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    i think the biggest lie i ever told was that i was gay and i pretended one of my friends that was with me was my girlfriend
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    Lauren.. wanna be lesbian lovers?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    Lauren.. wanna be lesbian lovers?!
    ow BOY!!
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    that i'm broke.....
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    The biggest lie I ever told was getting pissed off at a teacher and claiming she called me a whore.. She almost lost her job, then I confessed that I lied, making me look like a complete fucktard! I don't lie anymore.. #1 it hurts people, #2 it sucks when you get caught & #3 it really just doesn't help at all
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    I don't lie anymore.. #1 it hurts people, #2 it sucks when you get caught & #3 it really just doesn't help at all
    Agreed totally!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    I don't lie anymore.. #1 it hurts people, #2 it sucks when you get caught & #3 it really just doesn't help at all
    i agree totally. i hate to lie and i hate being lied to.
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    I think being lied to is the worst.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BOOSTED S60R
    I think being lied to is the worst.
    Kelly is lying to you.. She has a sailboat with a sail...
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    I hate that worse than anything... I'm kinda used to it now.. lol
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    Told my EX WIFE when I married her that I LOVED HER
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Told my EX WIFE when I married her that I LOVED HER
    Brett wow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    Kelly is lying to you..
    Could be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BOOSTED S60R
    Brett wow.
    Ohhhh I can say worse....lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Ohhhh I can say worse....lol
    There is no doubt in my mind brett lol.
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    The only lie I can remember telling was when Rach and I told Josh I didnt get the supra...It was so funny seeing the looks on peoples faces when they found out I did..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mysuprajust8u
    The only lie I can remember telling was when Rach and I told Josh I didnt get the supra...It was so funny seeing the looks on peoples faces when they found out I did..
    I saw it first that night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BOOSTED S60R
    I saw it first that night.
    I know you ruined my suprised dipwad..
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    what did i lie about?!?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mysuprajust8u
    I know you ruined my suprised dipwad..
    NO I didnt everyone was like wwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww
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    Quote Originally Posted by XterraChic
    what did i lie about?!?!?!
    Your sailboat with the sail.... remember.. the conversation at Millers Monday...
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    Your sailboat with the sail.... remember.. the conversation at Millers Monday...
    oh god why.
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    Why what???
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    Your sailboat with the sail.... remember.. the conversation at Millers Monday...
    hahahhaa no i dont remember

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    Peas in a pod????
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    The little hat????
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    no....

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    It was before the cum is like mucus but with little men.. and you said like seamen... it was right before that convo...
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    that i was a dancer on broad way and that i trained bethoven









































    NOT...but those are some good ones

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    heather I dont really remember any of that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BOOSTED S60R
    heather I dont really remember any of that.
    You weren't there for this part
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