Way Too Big
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(ಠ_ృ) Riveting tale, chap.
The dude pretty much says you're a complete waste of time, and you come back with this? A thumbs up smilie and a blue one that looks as confused as you are? FOR FUCKING SERIOUS?!! You've offcially gone over my limit in the stupidity-meter. For that I will now show you exactly how I regulate shit around here.
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Okay. It won't take me long before I shove your body in a cumcasket and bury you next to catnip, bri, and flipking all who fell to their knees in a matter of seconds. You will now be my new playtoy. LUCKY YOU!! You wanna know what I find amusing, you elbow-licking lunkhead? That fact that you're too much of a cross-eyed crap crusher with a perma-stunted frontal lobe to understand that people of my caliber will never take something someone with an old peice of shit ride has to say SERIOUSLY. Your admiration for me is clear to everyone. You want to see my skills, but don't have anything to offer in return.
Do you ever stop humiliating yourself? You hand me this match on a silver platter, and cannot even understand what xxbckiexx, a mere noob in the art of flaming, did to you with one post?! Stick to what you're best at, ball burglar. Which is bending over, and letting cumgargglers like catnip, and xxbckiexx chew bald patches into your rectal rug. Flaming clearly isn't your strong suit. You talk a big game, but you've solidified your place as my bitch by flailing about in this thread like a barefooted retard playing hopscotch on broken glass.
Pause for a min, tough guy, and relax.
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Now-now, Zach. Although I am only half way in your colon I will take a break and see if you can come back with something of equal value. Don't glare at the monitor too hard, bud, your lazy eye cannot handle that much work.