Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup View Post
Once upon a time there was a woman named Tracy. Her kingdom was huge but her (plural noun) were bigger. she was beautiful from her (body part) to her (body part).

One day she saw a/an (adjective) prince named (male celebrity). He had a/an (adjective) face and his (noun) was over (number) feet long. As soon as her (plural noun) touched his (noun) they fell in love. She felt a/an (adjective) sensation rush through her (body part). They were married in the (famous building) the following day.

Not long after, they had a baby. They named her (girl's name) because she looked like a/an (animal). They would (verb) her (number) times a day, so that her (body part) would be shiny and (adjective). And they (past tense verb) happily ever after.

The end.
Fucking amazing idea chap! Reps!

Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
Once upon a time there was a woman named Tracy. Her kingdom was huge but her ass checks were bigger. she was beautiful from her snatch to her forehead.

One day she saw a stunning prince named Echonova. He had a chiseled face and his cock was over 3 feet long and a foot in diameter. As soon as her lips touched his chocolate starfish they fell in love. She felt a gushing wet sensation rush through her hairy hatchet wound. They were married in a Taliban cave the following day.

Not long after, they had a baby. They named her Pegasus because she looked like a fucking Unicorn. They would smack the shit out dat bitch her at least 10 times a day, so that her eye would be shiny and swollen. And they fucked like rabbits happily ever after.

The end.
LMAO! I am in class and now they are all looking at me! Reps, but must spread.

p.s. How did you know I love Unicorns??? I never tell anyone that.

Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup View Post
Holy shit you too? Dude. You know what picture is over my bed?
Where did you get that?!! I don't even have it.