Ass A is nice in my book.. I'd grab it bite it and slap...
Ass B... has no chance in hell of me doing any of the above to it...
Ass A has a great ass, and Ass B has no ass.
Ass A has no ass, and Ass B has a big ass.
Ass B seriously needs to shut the fuck up because she's not thick and looks like a 10 year old boy.
Ass C is clearly the best and most STD-free choice.
Who. The. Fuck. Cares.