Quote Originally Posted by IMPORTchic View Post
Nah....the Italian is my trophy fuck. You are just my......well.... gimme a sec to think about this one....

What is a word for someone who begs for months, is a virgin, watches wayyyy too much porn in an attempt to know what he is doing for his first time.......?

OH SHIT, SHE SAID YOU UGLY.


No but srsly, she did tell me that getting fucked by you was like having a baby carrot inside of her.




she said you already came and she was wondering if you were gonna put it in anytime soon?