Why does everyone care about Evan and Bri so much? Here's the way I see it...

You have two big attention whores that (obviously) love attention. They decide to combine their attention whoring powers and merge together like a huge fucking Constructicon of attention whoring devastation. Now that they have everyone's attention, they act like they don't want the attention, which only leads to more attention. So if you want to kill the attention whoring beast, stop paying attention to them.

Rather than have someone's myspace saved on your favorite's list and fapping to it every night.