Thats the oldest joke in the book and has been said about every American president since James K. Polk. You just change the name and it works without any creativity on your part. Aren't you special? Speaking of old jokes, heres a good 'urn:


Two guys are sitting around talking about politics.

One of them asks the other, "So why are you a Democrat?"

"Because my daddy and granddaddy were Democrats," was the man's reply.

"What if your daddy and granddaddy were horse thieves?"

"In that case, I guess I'd be a Republican."