Inspired by a friend v. moveoverchuckandjack

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Nah slut, got that Highlander for that shit. No hand controls, nice try though.

Jealous your mom isn't as legit as mine?

I mean from the looks of your skinny looking ass, your mom must have been doing something illegal while you were in the womb.

LOL. so if my mom was doing something illegal while i was in the womb, what in the world was your mom doing to make you so ugly?