yo kayfunk

[MachNU]

Dam dude is on a roll for have multiple nominations for posts of the year!

[Catnip]

ROFL, faggassaurus? You been browsing through urban dictionary lately? Trying to find material that would make you look like a shit talker? You idiot. I'm serious when I say this, but, dude, I can't believe you're this fucking retarded. I'm tempted to kick your two bucked teeth in so they swing like a saloon door, and shove a stick of burning dynamite in there. Perhaps that could be the solution to your fucked up choopers.

Next time fight your own battles.


I mean...


You had to drag the entire whoreslounge in to help you overcome xxbckiexx and still failed at it. If you are too much of a cowardly faggot, or too bitter from his past steamrollings over your spaghetti spined attempts at ownage, then just assume your normal position of surrender, known as the Prison Bitch Curl, and shut your fucking mouth until Ol' Daddy decides to shove his shitty dick into it, OK Junior?

What's your obsession with my mouth?

[AnthonyF]

15 times? LULZ























-Ant.

[MachNU]

he's out of his pen again!!


-Ant.

i literallyed cried at this one! i cant rep you anymore!

[rehab]

Lol. Coming from the guy that posted the 'tremor' about 15 times in one day.


Get bent.


Oh wait.

Ant wants to join too?

Cool. I mean what's another dick in your ass, right?

[MachNU]

buhahahahahaha at ants edit!

[roxie911]

i literallyed cried at this one! i cant rep you anymore!

You and me both LOLOL

[rehab]

What's your obsession with my mouth?

Who's bent now?

[DirtyMechanic]

What's your obsession with my mouth?

i heard you got a pretty mouth...

[xxbckiexx]

ROFL, faggassaurus? You been browsing through urban dictionary lately? Trying to find material that would make you look like a shit talker? You idiot. I'm serious when I say this, but, dude, I can't believe you're this fucking retarded. I'm tempted to kick your two bucked teeth in so they swing like a saloon door, and shove a stick of burning dynamite in there. Perhaps that could be the solution to your fucked up choopers.

Next time fight your own battles.


I mean...


You had to drag the entire whoreslounge in to help you overcome xxbckiexx and still failed at it. If you are too much of a cowardly faggot, or too bitter from his past steamrollings over your spaghetti spined attempts at ownage, then just assume your normal position of surrender, known as the Prison Bitch Curl, and shut your fucking mouth until Ol' Daddy decides to shove his shitty dick into it, OK Junior?

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF BAHAHHAHAHA

[Catnip]

Who's bent now?

ant.

lolol

[Sammich]

IA IS FUKIN WIN TODAY I SWEAR TO GOD IT IS

[xxbckiexx]

ant.

lolol

from what i heard, half of his bent dick and the size of your WHOLE dick. How does it feel to be packin like an infant? all while looking like freddie/tremors/lawn gnomes.

[FlipKing]

Who's bent now?

Hmm, you come out of no where and act like your opinion matters in the least. Pretty funny when you consider we all give abt a big a fuck as your cum bag of a mother would if you fell off the face of the earth. Shut the fuck up and back in line nub

[Catnip]

from what i heard, half of his bent dick and the size of your WHOLE dick. How does it feel to be packin like an infant? all while looking like freddie/tremors/lawn gnomes.

What was that kayfunk?

[rehab]

Hmm, you come out of no where and act like your opinion matters in the least. Pretty funny when you consider we all give abt a big a fuck as your cum bag of a mother would if you fell off the face of the earth. Shut the fuck up and back in line nub

Is this dude serious?

[MachNU]

Hmm, you come out of no where and act like your opinion matters in the least. Pretty funny when you consider we all give abt a big a fuck as your cum bag of a mother would if you fell off the face of the earth. Shut the fuck up and back in line nub

hes doing something right, hes already picked up 3 bars today!

[xxbckiexx]

What was that kayfunk?

it's already been confirmed that im not this "kayfunk" guy you speak of. so you can hop off that assumption. Is that all you have? calling me someone else? is that your "version" of ownage?

[FlipKing]

hes doing something right, hes already picked up 3 bars today!

Because life is based off reps.....

Am I serious? Bitch, I've been dominating punk ass kids like you who think e-thuggin is cool for years. Nothing worse than a faggot ass e-thug that talks shit but wouldn't do anything but studder like a bitch in person.

[Catnip]

it's already been confirmed that im not this "kayfunk" guy you speak of. so you can hop off that assumption. Is that all you have? calling me someone else? is that your "version" of ownage?

No, it's not, Kayfunk.

[rehab]

hes doing something right, hes already picked up 3 bars today!

Actually it was my intro post that got me all those bars.

I have toyed with the idea of registering here on a couple of occasions like Amy Winehouse toyed with the idea of sobriety. The only difference is that I eventually followed through and have better teeth. They're not much better mind you, as my stonehenge arrangement of choppers were like little corn coloured niblets jammed into my head by some cruel god with parkinsons disease.

I am 5'11, 174 lbs with dark hair and brown eyes, and women find me handsome when I don't smile.

The main issue is that I have neither the inclination nor the energy to put into a decent looking woman, so I settle for the ditch pigs, the fat friends, or the chick that's too drunk to **** properly so I'll end up with a crotch full of cranberry-vodka and regurgitated french fries. I don't care. I don't think you should care either unless I'm next to your cubicle at work and offer you to smell my fingers. I will share some stories with you, som more disturbing than others. Some may contain romance, but most only contain references to golf ball sized white headed boils that I had to stare at while I drilled her doggy style.

I will find my way around this place eventually. I may be a little disoriented at first like Stevei Wonder trying to find his wife at a fish market, but i will eventually fit in. Have a nice day, jackass.

I have been delivering the laughs since day one!

[AnthonyF]

What was that kayfunk?

You are pathetic. Did you really type that? That was the WORST attempt at "owning" some1 I have ever seen. Calling people names is above that. You really are a child.

-Ant.

[MachNU]

Because life is based off reps.....

Am I serious? Bitch, I've been dominating punk ass kids like you who think e-thuggin is cool for years. Nothing worse than a faggot ass e-thug that talks shit but wouldn't do anything but studder like a bitch in person.

And who the fuck are you? Life is not reps, but this guy sure is racking them in, means people like what he's saying!

[FlipKing]

And who the fuck are you? Life is not reps, but this guy sure is racking them in, means people like what he's saying!

Impressing IA is like getting applause at the special olympics. Its harder to FUCK AUTUMN than to impress IA.

[Catnip]

You are pathetic. Did you really type that? That was the WORST attempt at "owning" some1 I have ever seen. Calling people names is above that. You really are a child.

-Ant.

I like how you reply to everything I say to kayfunk and what he says to me.

[Jason..]

not this kayfunk, or whoever.


GOAT, my z06 has an LS, just like your GOAT, so whats lame about it?

In for ban!!!

[AnthonyF]

And who the fuck are you? Life is not reps, but this guy sure is racking them in, means people like what he's saying!

I don't think his comment was directed towards you.

What's the attempt with saying he is some1 he is not? That would be considered lying. Hence why we call you pussy and you confirmed it by having a screen name involving a cat. We hate lying. Lying is bad.

-Ant.

[Vteckidd]

While evan is a little , whats the word, annoying (only cause he makes stupid threads but hey dont we all, his face is in tits bigger than all your heads right now, so cut the man some slack.

LOL

[rehab]

Because life is based off reps.....

Am I serious? Bitch, I've been dominating punk ass kids like you who think e-thuggin is cool for years. Nothing worse than a faggot ass e-thug that talks shit but wouldn't do anything but studder like a bitch in person.

You don't do any kind of ownage, brah. I don't post much, but I do lurk. You've gotten your organs ripped out of you from your ass numerous times in the past. So unless you want to end up like catnip I recommend you fuckoff before I start to dismantle you.

[AnthonyF]

I like how you reply to everything I say to kayfunk and what he says to me.

Is it my fault you are a moron? No, you just leave yourself open for all of IA to join in on the fun of destroying you. Which has made this day SO much better for SO many members. You probably fail at seeing that, just like you have failed at life and think owning a bunch of shit boxes is upping your status in life. You fucking loser. Have fun living with mommy and daddy with no job, no determination, and being a bitch to Life.

-Ant.

[xxbckiexx]

In for ban!!!

evans getting banned?? why? all he did was be a little bitch

[FlipKing]

You don't do any kind of ownage, brah. I don't post much, but I do lurk. You've gotten your organs ripped out of you from your ass numerous times in the past. So unless you want to end up like catnip I recommend you fuckoff before I start to dismantle you.

Dismantle me fucktard? Brah? WTF is a brah? Listen here you fucking gay ass, surfer, punk bitch, wanna be, Why dont you shut the FUCK up, and go play with dolls while the real men talk. You think you cool because you got some reps? Congrats on reps, they mean a ton. Dumbass. You lurk because your a fucking pussy that doesnt want to get destroyed.

[xxbckiexx]

You don't do any kind of ownage, brah. I don't post much, but I do lurk. You've gotten your organs ripped out of you from your ass numerous times in the past. So unless you want to end up like catnip I recommend you fuckoff before I start to dismantle you.

DECIMATION!

[AnthonyF]

While evan is a little , whats the word, annoying (only cause he makes stupid threads but hey dont we all, his face is in tits bigger than all your heads right now, so cut the man some slack.

LOL

Your sentence was confusing cus you forgot a " ) "

I am supposed to be impressed? I'll commend him for having a GF and being a broke bitch that he is.

-Ant.

[Vteckidd]

Is it my fault you are a moron? No, you just leave yourself open for all of IA to join in on the fun of destroying you. Which has made this day SO much better for SO many members. You probably fail at seeing that, just like you have failed at life and think owning a bunch of shit boxes is upping your status in life. You fucking loser. Have fun living with mommy and daddy with no job, no determination, and being a bitch to Life.

-Ant.

You and kayfunk are like super duper best buddies. Everyone knows this you guys used to live together.

Ant is funny, again, he acts like a jackass, then when the tables get turned its "OH, YOU ARE SO CHILDISH, TRY ACTING LIKE AN ADULT"

[Catnip]

I don't think his comment was directed towards you.

What's the attempt with saying he is some1 he is not? That would be considered lying. Hence why we call you pussy and you confirmed it by having a screen name involving a cat. We hate lying. Lying is bad.

-Ant.

Calling me a pussy because my username is Catnip, is logic fallacy.

[xxbckiexx]

Dismantle me fucktard? Brah? WTF is a brah? Listen here you fucking gay ass, surfer, punk bitch, wanna be, Why dont you shut the FUCK up, and go play with dolls while the real men talk. You think you cool because you got some reps? Congrats on reps, they mean a ton. Dumbass. You lurk because your a fucking pussy that doesnt want to get destroyed.

not takin sides here, but that was weak, i know you got better cmon!

[xxbckiexx]

Calling me a pussy because my username is Catnip, is logic fallacy.

LMAO ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? YOU TRY TO TAKE MY LINE AND USE IT, BUT YOU TOTALLY FUCKED UP. HOLY CRAP YOU ARE STUPID. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE LOOKED UP WHAT "LOGIC" AND "FALLACY" MEANT BEFORE YOU TRIED TO USE THEM IN A SENTENCE. HAHAHAHAH

Not to mention he's not calling you a pussy based off the name "catnip". He's calling you a pussy in general, based off your attitude. you're a bitch, i.e. a pussy. get a clue

[Catnip]

Is it my fault you are a moron? No, you just leave yourself open for all of IA to join in on the fun of destroying you. Which has made this day SO much better for SO many members. You probably fail at seeing that, just like you have failed at life and think owning a bunch of shit boxes is upping your status in life. You fucking loser. Have fun living with mommy and daddy with no job, no determination, and being a bitch to Life.

-Ant.

lol. I've already owned your ass on this, pookie.

[AnthonyF]

You and kayfunk are like super duper best buddies. Everyone knows this you guys used to live together.

Ant is funny, again, he acts like a jackass, then when the tables get turned its "OH, YOU ARE SO CHILDISH, TRY ACTING LIKE AN ADULT"

Yea, we are friends. I don't get what you are trying to prove though?

The tables are far from turned. I don't act like a jackass. I act like an asshole. Get it right. We are all here for this game of IA life. It's magnificent.

-Ant.