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    Default 4.9 cm of pure joy!

    So I just got back from my girlfriends' first doctors appointment, and well...

    ... I never knew a fetus could be so cute at 11 weeks.


    Due date is March 16th.
    The second greatest thing to ever happen to me. First one was the massive 5pound shit I dropped a few mins ago.

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    Oh I thought this was about AnthonyF
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    Congrats, Alex.

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    His nearly microscopic penis could never bring any sort of joy to anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyFresco View Post
    Congrats, Alex.

    That's not my name, buddy.

    You can call me Adolfo or better yet, Adolf Hitler.

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    Congrats!! This ur first?

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    It's weird that nothing that has ever happened in my life has ever gotten me excited, but today when I first saw that thing that shows the baby it woke something from me. I smilied, got nervous, and felt scared. After a few mins I realized that it was a massive bowl-movement awaiting to erupt.

    But yea, I'm also excited about the baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmmx258 View Post
    Congrats!! This ur first?


    Yessir.

    Normally I don't post hardcore personal shit on forums, but fuck it. This isn't something someone could ever use on me.

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    Sieg heil! Sieg heil!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greed View Post
    That's not my name, buddy.

    You can call me Adolfo or better yet, Adolf Hitler.

    Orly?
    Your IP says otherwise, ese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyFresco View Post
    Orly?
    Your IP says otherwise, ese.


    I can change my IP to say that I'm located in Santa Barbara if I wanted to.

    Though my name is Alex I would prefer other people not to know that. Hope you can understand, Sir Isacc Turdface.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greed View Post
    I can change my IP to say that I'm located in Santa Barbara if I wanted to.

    Though my name is Alex I would prefer other people not to know that. Hope you can understand, Sir Isacc Turdface.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Greed View Post
    Yessir.

    Normally I don't post hardcore personal shit on forums, but fuck it. This isn't something someone could ever use on me.
    Gotcha! I didn't didn't really get excited through out the pregnancy. The day he was born though, I cried as much or more than my son! lol. It was with no doubt, the most wonderful day of my life!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmmx258 View Post
    Gotcha! I didn't didn't really get excited through out the pregnancy. The day he was born though, I cried as much or more than my son! lol. It was with no doubt, the most wonderful day of my life!!


    Haha I know what you're saying. It's been hell here at home with the constant morning sickness from the girl, and although I help around and occasionally help her out with her cravings and whatnot I am still a big jerk. I'm a weird person so even knowing that I am going to be a father I'm sure people would expect for me to change, but I haven't nor do I think I will til it finally comes out.

    I hope it's a boy so I can teach him how to be a douche.

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    Her and me right not, dont even live together anymore. She spends a lot of time here, bt we both went back to our parents house. (She got that bad after he was born) We were split up for about 2 weeks, yet still hung out everyday. As of now, we're doing much better.

    If that happens, Just wait it out, dont force her into runing back to u. I never thought we'd split up....havin babies fucks women up!

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    Oh no, we're not having relationship problems.

    I just can't stand her morning sickness and constant bitching.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greed View Post
    Oh no, we're not having relationship problems.

    I just can't stand her morning sickness and constant bitching.
    Lol,Neither did we, for quite sometime. Until shortly before, and after our son was born.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
    Oh I thought this was about AnthonyF
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    just leave her now...sounds like your going to have a shitty relationship whether you have a kid or not. Don't let her rope you into marriage cause alimony sucks. On the plus, the kid will be awesome. Specially at 2 am when he/she want to play, eat, and shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greed View Post
    So I just got back from my girlfriends' first doctors appointment, and well...

    ... I never knew a fetus could be so cute at 11 weeks.

    You'd be even more surprised at how delicious they are

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    Congrats! I just heard about it last weekend.
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    That is cool though. Kinda weird thinking about you being a dad. lol

    But it goes in stages.

    You find out you're having a baby
    Then you find out the Sex
    Then they are born

    And everyday is something new.
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    Congrats..

    But there is nothing cute about a 11 week old fetus.

    lol ..

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    Congrats..

    But there is nothing cute about a 11 week old fetus.

    lol ..

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    Just make sure you cook up some placenta burgers after she shits it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greed View Post
    I can change my IP to say that I'm located in Santa Barbara if I wanted to.

    Though my name is Alex I would prefer other people not to know that. Hope you can understand, Sir Isacc Turdface.

    So I was right,lol
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    congratulations!

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