Quote Originally Posted by Greed View Post
Wait a minute. Did I read that correctly? Catnip actually has a girlfriend? Not suprised that she's the one with the balls in the relationship. While I am making up my mind whether or not I want to dump Bri in the same dumpster as catpiss and fliptwig I will let you in on a few things. Bad news, Bri is that I plan on devilishly decapitating your diminutive dome. Good news is that you will be able to live up to 9 days without it, ya fucking cockroach. Haaaaa, all flaming aside, I just want to say that I really admire the amount of banal babble you can generate despite the mild handicap of a missing frontal cortex, Bri. Really.

IMing someone and telling them to stop picking on your boyfriend though? Golly.
LOL I KNOW. Guy can't even stand up for himself, he gets his girlfriend to do it. Talk about a spaghetti spined mother fucker. His girlfriend out weighs him, and she's taller. While this is an insult to both parties, moreso catnip. You're 5'2" and you need to run around in the shower to get wet. It's time to put on some manliness. Bri dump this cum dumpster before he drags your life down with his. Ol shitty car having, can't move out of his parents house cuz he got no job, lip wristed, small dick havin muh fucka.