Naw, what da do iz. Iz dat the p0lice have been told 2 rite tikits f0 anythang day can find. wut R de chances dat a motorpshyical cop just hapend 2 B der? None, it wuz a trap set by da man to keep a ***** down. KNow dat wee got Obama, the p0lice R tryin lik hell to keep us N R place, cuz day scurred of a ***** gonna git sum powa.
I seriously think you are stressing trying to type like that. lol. I bet it takes a lot of will power and a lot of re correcting your good grammar to make it that bad.