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    Default OMG I hit my GF ghey

    ..wow I feel like such shit.

    We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

    This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

    Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

    We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.
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    No.

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    Too soon jr.

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    ehh I just saw it today, i chuckled at it nonetheless
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    Would have been a better thread had you actually hit the bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
    Would have been a better thread had you actually hit the bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
    Would have been a better thread had you actually hit the bitch.
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    I still laughed.
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    *dislike*

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyFresco
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    you get that same 404 message when you tried to find the funny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex
    you get that same 404 message when you tried to find the funny?
    I'm thinking about hiring a psychic to find the funny...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyFresco
    I'm thinking about hiring a psychic to find the funny...
    LOL maybe they will have some luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyFresco
    I'm thinking about hiring a psychic to find the funny...

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    Some1 JUST did this a few days ago. So I agree with the "too soon junior" comment and I also agree with thegodfather, would have been much better if you actually hit the cunt.

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    Damn for a minute I thought Chris Brown was a member of IA. But then

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    Quote Originally Posted by TSiFTW
    Damn for a minute I thought Chris Brown was a member of IA. But then
    LOL

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    repost
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tracy View Post
    repost
    Yeah, from about 2 years ago...

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    dammit i read the whole fuckin thing before i caught on

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    fuckin retarded. reps given.

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    i smiled......1

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    not funny copypasta

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    Holly sh*t I'm usually really good at catching these, and I did the last one a few days ago... but you got me! Reps,

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    Repost.
    :boobies: & = :idb:

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    oddly enough, this is a repost, and not to mention way too soon after my bel air success. Nice try though junior. It would've been OK had you made up your own story and fresh princed us, but you just copy pasted..
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    I was gonna say.. isnt this a repost?

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    REPOST JUNIOR



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    REPOST JUNIOR
    You being black is a repost..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason..
    You being black is a repost..
    Your post about Sammich being black is a repost...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyFresco
    Your post about Sammich being black is a repost...
    your post about jason calling sammich black being a repost is a repost...
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    Quote Originally Posted by xxbckiexx
    your post about jason calling sammich black being a repost is a repost...
    You jumping off the Sear's Tower with a pinless grenade in each hand and a rattlesnake around your neck would in fact, not be a repost.

    Get to it.



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    stupid

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    i took him down a (green) peg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    i took him down a (green) peg
    I sent an extremely gay image to his rep box which is still less gay than this thread.













































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