today at work i....
talked to corporate, approved memos, lead a workshop, remembered birthdays, directed workflow, got my own bathroom, micro managed, promoted synergy, hit on debrah, got rejected, swallowed sadness, sent some faxes, called a sex line, cried deeply, demanded a refund, ate a bagel, recieved a harassment lawsuit, drank a fifth of vodka, shat on debrah's desk, bought a gun, put in in my mouth, pussied out, puked on debrah's desk, jumped out the window, sucked a dudes dick, scored some coke, crashed my car, sucked my own dick, ate some chicken strips, chopped my balls off, blacked out in the sewer, met a giant fish, fucked his brains out, turned into a jet, bombed the russians, crashed into the sun, now im dead.
Reply With Quote
