Thursday vs nosleepandwontbehometilnine

[oneSLOWex]

In Redondo Beach, Calif., a police officer arrested a driver after a short chase and charged him with drunk driving. Officer Joseph Fonteno's suspicions were aroused when he saw the white Mazda MX-7 rolling down Pacific Coast Highway with half of a traffic-light pole, including the lights, lying across its hood. The driver had hit the pole on a median strip and simply kept driving. According to Fonteno, when the driver was asked about the pole, he said, "It came with the car when I bought it."

-Ant.

hahahahahahaha IS THAT REAL!??!?

[AnthonyF]

hahahahahahaha IS THAT REAL!??!?

Do I ever post anything fake? I'd never lead my fellow IAers to believe such nonsense.

-Ant.

[oneSLOWex]

Do I ever post anything fake? I'd never lead my fellow IAers to believe such nonsense.

-Ant.

I know of atleast one thing but Im not saying for fear you will post it LOL

[AnthonyF]

I know of atleast one thing but Im not saying for fear you will post it LOL

... I know not what u speak of...srsly.

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

-Ant.

[oneSLOWex]

... I know not what u speak of...srsly.

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

-Ant.

LAWL

[AnthonyF]

I know of atleast one thing but Im not saying for fear you will post it LOL

I reiterate ....what?

-Ant.

[oneSLOWex]

I reiterate ....what?

-Ant.

those fuckin fingers LOL DONT DO EEEEEEEEEET

[AnthonyF]

those fuckin fingers LOL DONT DO EEEEEEEEEET

LULZ. Everyone believed they were mine. Allllright...

-Ant.

[oneSLOWex]

LULZ. Everyone believed they were mine. Allllright...

-Ant.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO