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  1. 08-26-2009, 07:04 PM #1
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    Default Chuck Norris

    Is epic. Turn to AMC... One of his best movies is on right now. The Delta Force.

    He is such a fucking ninja kung fu karate army killa.
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    Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris

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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris
    Jack Bauer is a faggot. Chuck Norris is such a BAMF he uses his own name.

    Bozzio for president.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris
    Your face < a steaming pile of dog shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOT_PURP
    Your face < a steaming pile of dog shit
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    your face < amy winehouse's face

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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    your face < amy winehouse's face

    His joke > yours.

    Bozzio for president.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    your face < amy winehouse's face

    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova

    Quote Originally Posted by Revmaynard
    His joke > yours.

    QFT
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    fagtron.

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    Chuck norris just got the news that the airplane has been hijacked... He didn't look happy. It's on commercial now
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    Quote Originally Posted by Revmaynard
    His joke > yours.
    What makes you think I was joking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    What makes you think I was joking?
    what makes you think we give a fuck??

    The delta team is getting organized. No sign of Chuck yet... he's being all ninja...

    remember, it's playing on amc kids
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    goon love.

    i feel it.


    pause, not.

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    I got love for you. no homo
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    whatever.

    faggot.

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    Chuck Norris slams revolving doors
    05 STi
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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    goon love.

    i feel it.


    pause, not.

    <3, happy? lolol

    Bozzio for president.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    whatever.

    faggot.
    awww... poor wittle tibby bitch got her feelwins hurt.... do you need a tissue??
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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    :jerkit:
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    I wouldn't ban you. You're my 2nd favorite rep-giver.

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    Chuck Norris is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo GAY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DynamicSound
    Chuck Norris is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo GAY!

    +32

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    Add a -18 to that! Chuck Norris is the shit! lol

    Bozzio for president.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Revmaynard
    Add a -18 to that! Chuck Norris is the shit! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revmaynard
    Add a -18 to that! Chuck Norris is the shit! lol
    wouldn't that be subtracting?
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    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...
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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    I wouldn't ban you. You're my 2nd favorite rep-giver.
    lol.... awe thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Revmaynard
    Add a -18 to that! Chuck Norris is the shit! lol
    Norris and Jean Claude play peek-a-boo together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOT_PURP
    lol.... awe thanks
    no problem sweetie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DynamicSound
    Norris lets Jean Claude fuck him in the ass
    Fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by DynamicSound
    Norris and Jean Claude play peek-a-boo together.
    sooooo....

    Doesn't take away from the epicness of how great all their karate chopping movies are
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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    Fixed
    True story :idb:
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOT_PURP
    sooooo....

    Doesn't take away from the epicness of how great all their karate chopping movies are
    No, it does because those suck too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slovic
    wouldn't that be subtracting?


    You can put it that way, but the 18 is technically negative. lol They aren't called neg reps for nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revmaynard
    You can put it that way, but the 18 is technically negative. lol They aren't called neg reps for nothing.
    exactly. because they subtract.

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    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...
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