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    Default Reason 28382 Why Slammed Cars Are Completely Stupid

    The other day I was driving home from work when there was a dead animal in the road, there was NO WAY to go around it or avoid it without being killed by another car, so I hit it, well...it got stuck and tangled under my car.

    Even after 30 miles of driving, and speed bumps, it was still there. HOW THE HELL DOES THAT HAPPEN.

    So yesterday I finally realize what that smell was, I hadn't driven that car after that day just because I didn't want to. So I look under the car to find some type of dead animal. I back out and it falls off in my driveway, so there is this dead hunk of disenegrated meat and hair in my driveway with a smell from hell. I get a shovel and shovel it into a bag and throw it away.

    Then of course pressure wash my car and get it all out, then bleach the driveway.

    That's just reason 28382 why slammed cars make no sense. I bought it this low. Funny thing is the front lip is so low you can't even fit an Iphone under it, but it got stuck near the back of the car.

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    Had a cat get stuck in the engine bay before stunk for weeks.

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    Horrible

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    cool story bro



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    I back out and it falls off in my driveway, so there is this dead hunk of disenegrated meat and hair in my driveway with a smell from hell. I get a shovel and shovel it into a bag and throw it away.
    Should've put it in your neighbor's trash can
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    This thread Just reminded me.

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    Wow, it got stuck in the back? Definately needs to be lower...

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    What was reason 13,836?

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    Exhaust damage.
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    thought it was trailer hitch damage



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    No that was 23882

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    7,492?

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    blown rustank



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Getting stuck on speed bumps.
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    sucks dude

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    #2?

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    Getting dragged across the pavement when the tow truck guy comes lol
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    damn thats crazy as hell! thats why i dont slam my cars out just fix the fender gap a lil

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    If thats one of your worries/complaints, than its not slammed..

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    Quote Originally Posted by JITB
    If thats one of your worries/complaints, than its not slammed..
    Me?

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    lol same shit happened to me a few weeks ago.

    i wanted to vomit everytime i got out of my car. i looked underneath and i could see the hairs and shit stuck in my flexpipe / exhaust resonator.

    i ended up bringing a jack to the car wash and degreased that bish for 5 mins lol.
    dont take anything i say srsly. its the interwebs.


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    haha, that happened to me before - but luckily my skidplate saved the day!

    there were pieces of homemade beef jerky style all up in the underbody though! :/


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    When i had my slammed out eclipse I scoped up a chicken one morning on my way to school. Little bastard got stuck in the grill and I didn't find it till that afternoon after it sat in the summer sun for over 8 hours. My friends got a kick out of it for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Mike
    When i had my slammed out eclipse I scoped up a chicken one morning on my way to school. Little bastard got stuck in the grill and I didn't find it till that afternoon after it sat in the summer sun for over 8 hours. My friends got a kick out of it for sure.
    Did you eat it?

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    hell no...LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Mike
    hell no...LOL.
    Ahhhh, it was probably cooked. Could've deep fried it to make it taste better, but that's just me lol.

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    Depending on the car, it makes you look either like a ricer or a .... right esé?

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    I ran over a deer in Illinois and part of it stayed under the car all the way back to GA....thats over 700 miles

    Jerky anyone??


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    Quote Originally Posted by dtmcnamara
    I ran over a deer in Illinois and part of it stayed under the car all the way back to GA....thats over 700 miles

    Jerky anyone??

    Did you eat it?

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    Lol I have to agree I haven't lowered the GSh yet and I really love the not being worried about it b/c its not dropped 2 inches like the GS 430.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by dtmcnamara
    I ran over a deer in Illinois and part of it stayed under the car all the way back to GA....thats over 700 miles

    Jerky anyone??


    be careful u might start a trend or something!!!

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    this is an odd story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JITB
    be careful u might start a trend or something!!!
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    be happy it was just an animal and not a person. a good friend of mine was a passenger in his best friend's suv while driving home to colorado springs. they were in a blizzard and lost control, both of them were ejected and one of them landed on the highway. he was covered in snow and by the time another driver was coming, he was completely covered. they drove right over him and dragged him for several miles before realizing something was very wrong. they pulled over and yeah.... called the police. i still have a hard time thinking about this situation.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by GGPIS3
    be happy it was just an animal and not a person. a good friend of mine was a passenger in his best friend's suv while driving home to colorado springs. they were in a blizzard and lost control, both of them were ejected and one of them landed on the highway. he was covered in snow and by the time another driver was coming, he was completely covered. they drove right over him and dragged him for several miles before realizing something was very wrong. they pulled over and yeah.... called the police. i still have a hard time thinking about this situation.....
    Sounds like a better alternative than what happened to my grandfather... mexican running from the cops, runs across the interstate and gets hit by a brand new Land Cruiser.
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    had that happen... sucks

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    i ran over a deer on my way back to college (SouthCarolina) back in 2005 in my celica. it had been run over so many times that it way split in half, well i ended up draging the ass end off the deer all the wat back to school over 100miles away. when i went to get my bags out the trunk i see the leg sticking out, when i looked under the i seen the ass of the deer. it got stuck on the exhaust hanger and i had to cut it of, later that night me and my room mate dragged it across campus and put it in the upper classmens dorm and hid it in the utility closet. there dorm smell terrible for about 2weeks before the a member of the cleaning crew found it. ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!

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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by GGPIS3
    be happy it was just an animal and not a person. a good friend of mine was a passenger in his best friend's suv while driving home to colorado springs. they were in a blizzard and lost control, both of them were ejected and one of them landed on the highway. he was covered in snow and by the time another driver was coming, he was completely covered. they drove right over him and dragged him for several miles before realizing something was very wrong. they pulled over and yeah.... called the police. i still have a hard time thinking about this situation.....
    That just ruined any lol's in the thread...that's sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    That just ruined any lol's in the thread...that's sad.
    I can say with complete honesty that I don't care. Shit happens. It sucks but oh well.

    Life is too short to cry over things that dont concern me directly.

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