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    New Health Care System
    The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.

    "Hello?"

    "Mrs. Sanders, please."

    "Speaking."

    "Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."

    "What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

    "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one
    tested positive for HIV.
    We can't tell which is which."

    "That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.

    "Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time."

    ''Well, what am I supposed to do now? "

    "The folks at healthcare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him...

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    LOL

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    What does this have to do with the new healthcare system?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ninja
    What does this have to do with the new healthcare system?
    Look beyond reality and just see the joke for what it is, man. Jokes with phony laws and such have been around for years. Later, QD.
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    loll
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    STILLHAVE THAT PENIS ?????
    They should have never gave u niggggas vtec

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