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  1. 08-12-2009, 03:39 PM #1
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    Default Who wants to become a bandit?!

    I just got fired from my job. So I've been thinking of whats next. I'm thinking being a bandit and robbing stagecoaches or riverboats...

    Anyone wanna be part of my crew?!

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    dibs! count me in! can i call wheel man? or are we pirates?
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    Not pirates.

    Bandits!

    You can be in charge of wrangling us up some horses.

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    lolz if you asked a month earlier i would of joined... but finally got a job
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    Consider yourself an enemy of our crew.

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    You should probably go play in traffic now that you're unemployed.

    Either that or change your name to Jerome or Antwan.
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    I'm down.

    Jobs are for pussies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
    You should probably go play in traffic now that you're unemployed.

    Either that or change your name to Jerome or Antwan.
    Can white people get unemployment? I drove past the dept of labor but only saw scary ghettos. I didn't get out because I had lots of cash on me.

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    what you get fired for?

    is it appropriate for us to wear assless chaps to be bandits?
    Paul "your bullshit makes the flowers grow"
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    I'm down.

    Jobs are for pussies.
    Thats the spirit!

    Lets go burn some mothers down!

    I'll rape, you pillage?!

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    Get yourself a black TransAm and i'll ride shotgun...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Can white people get unemployment? I drove past the dept of labor but only saw scary ghettos. I didn't get out because I had lots of cash on me.
    That's what I'm saying, unless you change your name to something like Jerome or Damwoin, they won't CTC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul
    what you get fired for?

    is it appropriate for us to wear assless chaps to be bandits?
    A girl came into my work and ordered a beer, she didn't have her id but Ive waited on her a bunch of times and knew who she was so I served her regardless. She is 21. Well the new owner of my restaurant came by, carded her saw she didn't have her ID and fired me on the spot. In front of the table.

    Im down with the brown, so assless chaps acceptable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Thats the spirit!

    Lets go burn some mothers down!

    I'll rape, you pillage?!
    Hell yeah!!
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    can i have a part time job but be a full time bandit?
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    dang man thats messed up he fired you like that! gay ass new management is what that is... you got made an example of sorry bro. but srsly. horses
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    Depends where your allegiance falls...

    Use the part time job to scout out robberies and its golden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    Ya I got your reference the 1st time.

    But thanks for trying to clarify it.

    The Burt isn't allowed in the crew...he seems like a narc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Use the part time job to scout out robberies and its golden.
    They call that foresight. This man is a born bandit leader.
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    lawl. The Burt is in a retirement home somewhere, so.... yeah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    They call that foresight. This man is a born bandit leader.
    Ive been honing my skills.

    Manipulation is my strongpoint. Also I can cheat at cards.

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    bandits don't ride horses. Outlaws and cowboys do...

    Just some FYI
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    A g00n... is a real life thing. It walks, talks, and shits. A goblin is a fictional character that isn't real life. It's FAKE..... like rotas, y0. Hope that helps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOT_PURP
    bandits don't ride horses. Outlaws and cowboys do...

    Just some FYI
    Well find me a 1932 ford and I'll drive that. Horses are easier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOT_PURP
    bandits don't ride horses. Outlaws and cowboys do...

    Just some FYI
    Be careful they don't blacklist you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Well find me a 1932 ford and I'll drive that. Horses are easier.
    Go north Georgia... they have lots of those in the mountains... Just pay attention for banjos. If you hear them, run.
    Quote Originally Posted by PURP View Post
    A g00n... is a real life thing. It walks, talks, and shits. A goblin is a fictional character that isn't real life. It's FAKE..... like rotas, y0. Hope that helps.
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    PFFFH.

    Im not scared of a banjo playing imbred!

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    since i didn't see answer to my question i am going to wear my bandit wear anyway...






    edit... just saw response. suckage on job but fuckit assless chaps rule!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Depends where your allegiance falls...

    Use the part time job to scout out robberies and its golden.
    well my store has a cash register. if i took that would i be a bandit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by americanctm
    well my store has a cash register. if i took that would i be a bandit?
    You'd be a petty thief.

    Steal the cash register and rape the owners wife.

    Then you're golden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul
    since i didn't see answer to my question i am going to wear my bandit wear anyway...


    Oh I said I'm down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Oh I said I'm down.
    edit... just saw response. suckage on job but fuckit assless chaps rule!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    You'd be a petty thief.

    Steal the cash register and rape the owners wife.

    Then you're golden.
    ya but the cash register is bolted down... and my boss doesn't have a wife... just an alright lookin GF.
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    Quote Originally Posted by americanctm
    ya but the cash register is bolted down... and my boss doesn't have a wife... just an alright lookin GF.
    So you're looking less and less useful by the minute...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul
    edit... just saw response. suckage on job but fuckit assless chaps rule!!!
    Ask Kate if she wants the be the girl thats part of the crew that seduces the rich oil tycoon then steals his money and escapes on horseback from the 2nd floor of the brothel?!?!?!

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    damn... guess i can't wear my old zorro mask then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Ask Kate if she wants the be the girl thats part of the crew that seduces the rich oil tycoon then steals his money and escapes on horseback from the 2nd floor of the brothel?!?!?!
    you know we could just sell drugs i have a connection
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    Paul I know your connection lol...legal illegal drugs... lol you actually have more than ONE connection hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by ALVIN
    Paul I know your connection lol...legal illegal drugs... lol you actually have more than ONE connection hahaha
    lol don't incriminate me anymore... FBI is already watching me
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