Friday night - 11:51pm EST

[HvyArms]

...and here I am on IA.

sigh

[HvyArms]

Friday night - 11:53pm EST

maybe I should change my sig, seeing as how she doesnt even answer my calls half to time. hmm

[HvyArms]

Friday night - 11:56pm EST

perhaps I'll go cop cruising, yeah...yeah that's the move

[HvyArms]

Friday night - 11:58pm EST

nah, waste of gas. what's on tv?

[PRO®]

...and here I am on IA.

sigh

my sentiments exactly.

[HvyArms]

Friday night - 12:00pm EST

:I used to want a Del Sol, I give up on my dreams too easily. Man I want some Ice Cream...but who wants to drive to Kroger...bluh:

[PRO®]

Friday night - 12:00pm EST

:I used to want a Del Sol, I give up on my dreams too easily. Man I want some Ice Cream...but who wants to drive to Kroger...bluh:

I used to want Ice Cream, but didn't feel like driving to Kroger.

[HvyArms]

I went to get some ice cream one night, and the cashier says to me

"$4.36 for a pint of ice cream, at 2 in the morning? Do you have a girlfriend?"

and I was all like

"Biiitch, if you don't just bag my shit and let me go, I swufogawd I'ma come across the counter and slap off them fake ass eyelashes"

...but only in my mind.

[PRO®]

I went to get some ice cream one night, and the cashier says to me

"$4.36 for a pint of ice cream, at 2 in the morning? Do you have a girlfriend?"

and I was all like

"Biiitch, if you don't just bag my shit and let me go, I swufogawd I'ma come across the counter and slap off them fake ass eyelashes"

...but only in my mind.

sounds to me like she wanted the :idb:

i used that line all the time on girls when i worked at Publix.

"$1.92 for a bag of candy, at 2pm in the afternoon? Do you have a boyfriend?"

worked every time. =:boobies:

[HvyArms]

sounds to me like she wanted the :idb:

i used that line all the time on girls when i worked at Publix.

"$1.92 for a bag of candy, at 2pm in the afternoon? Do you have a boyfriend?"

worked every time. =:boobies:

pfft, I used to work at a grocery store as a bagger (excuse me...Courtesy Clerk. WTF ever)

My lines neeeever worked, all I got was an old lady who asked me to help her with bags to her car. Then she asked me to massage her calves, for a $5 tip. WTF DO I LOOK LIKE?!



well that day, I looked like a guy eating a $5 footlong for lunch.

[ScrapMetalDSM]

^

[PRO®]

pfft, I used to work at a grocery store as a bagger (excuse me...Courtesy Clerk. WTF ever)

My lines neeeever worked, all I got was an old lady who asked me to help her with bags to her car. Then she asked me to massage her calves, for a $5 tip. WTF DO I LOOK LIKE?!



well that day, I looked like a guy eating a $5 footlong for lunch.

was it this old lady?:

[HvyArms]

was it this old lady?:

whooooa shit LOL, I wasn't ready for that. see, she's at the bus stop...no one believes my old Marta stories.

[LizBiz]

sounds to me like she wanted the :idb:

i used that line all the time on girls when i worked at Publix.

"$1.92 for a bag of candy, at 2pm in the afternoon? Do you have a boyfriend?"

worked every time. =:boobies:

Bet it did!!!!!!!!!!!

You got a Kobe on your team yet???? PLAYA!!!!

[HvyArms]

Bet it did!!!!!!!!!!!

You got a Kobe on your team yet???? PLAYA!!!!

I'm not familiar with people who joined IA in Dec 2008.

[LizBiz]

I'm not familiar with people who joined IA in Dec 2008.

I been here since 05 shawty!!!! Just had some technical difficulties lol.

[Oz10]

lol

nice car!

[HvyArms]

yeah, but I need some springs. any leads?

[Oz10]

yeah, but I need some springs. any leads?

I've got my stock ones. You can cut them if you want.

[HvyArms]

I've got my stock ones. You can cut them if you want.

mmmmyeah, I think I'm good. What are you running though H&R?

[Maniacc]

I went to Outback a little while ago.

Now, I'm online and watching season 1 of House on DVD drinking some coke.

[HvyArms]

You went to outback alone?

edit: at 12:00 o'clock at night?

[Maniacc]

You went to outback alone?

Fuck no.

I went with my girlfriend/roommate. She's feeling sick so she's asleep right now.

[HvyArms]

Fuck no.

I went with my girlfriend/roommate. She's feeling sick so she's asleep right now.

she's your girlfriend, slash roommate? sounds like trouble! dude, where's your car?

[Maniacc]

she's your girlfriend, slash roommate? sounds like trouble! dude, where's your car?

Been dating for a year and some months now lol. No trouble.

[Maniacc]

edit: at 12:00 o'clock at night?

Haha, no dude.

Didn't you read my post? I said a little while ago. We got back around 11:40pm.

[Maniacc]

Yo, hvyarms.

Where the fuck have you been anyways? Have you noticed how IA's turn to shit now?

[HvyArms]

Yo, hvyarms.

Where the fuck have you been anyways? Have you noticed how IA's turn to shit now?

I sold the Vovo, and then...mmm relationship stuff was going on. And then...mmm I was driving an Escape. And then...I bought a bimmer...so now I'm back up in this muthafukka


but yeah, I've noticed. ugh, wsup, what happened?

[Maniacc]

but yeah, I've noticed. ugh, wsup, what happened?

Dunno, man. I blame our education system. Kids nowadays are fucking retarded. They think they're so grown it's hilarious, and think that everything they say and do people will respect and take into account. What's sad is that all the stupidity is contagious. I haven't been affected - so beware if you plan on posting like you used to again.

[HvyArms]

- so beware if you plan on posting like you used to again.

:looking skeptically: how DID I used to post? I can't seem to recall.

[Maniacc]

:looking skeptically: how DID I used to post? I can't seem to recall.

Like a faggot.

I hope you lost all that faggotry during your vaction away from IA.

[Double_0_Rusty]

I haz teh sleepies

[LizBiz]

I'm ATL born and raised!!! You in MY city, I talk how I want to talk SHAWTY!!!!!!

[HvyArms]

I'm ATL born and raised!!! You in MY city, I talk how I want to talk SHAWTY!!!!!!

And so...you can't find anything better to do in your city, than invade MY thread, and call me shawty?

translated

Hollup, aint you gat sum betta shit ta do, then be awl up in MY thred poppin owf at de mowf? I mean, since iz YO city an owl dat. Shiiiiit, gat me fuked up, shawty.

[LizBiz]

And so...you can't find anything better to do in your city, than invade MY thread, and call me shawty?

translated

Hollup, aint you gat sum betta shit ta do, then be awl up in MY thred poppin owf at de mowf? I mean, since iz YO city an owl dat. Shiiiiit, gat me fuked up, shawty.

Obviously I don't have anything better to do, since I'm up in this thread among others.

Oh wait....

Hell nah I ain't got shit else do to but post up on this MF site. EASTSIDE shawty come see me playa!!!!!!! Yeen got shit on me son!!!!

yeah if you knew me IRL you would laugh at the thought of me saying that.....LOL

[HvyArms]

Obviously I don't have anything better to do, since I'm up in this thread among others.

Oh wait....

Hell nah I ain't got shit else do to but post up on this MF site. EASTSIDE shawty come see me playa!!!!!!! Yeen got shit on me son!!!!

yeah if you knew me IRL you would laugh at the thought of me saying that.....LOL

WEST SIIIIIIIIIIIDE

[LizBiz]

WEST SIIIIIIIIIIIDE

Wanna race????

[HvyArms]

come see me playa!!!!!!! Yeen got shit on me son!!!!

BTW, you're mixing two different dialects of urbanspeak. That's a no no.

Also, I dont 'come see' women from the internets at 1am anymore, I've learned my lesson

[HvyArms]

Friday night - 12:55am EST

Did I really just spend an hour doing this? Sheeeeeesh

[PRO®]

she's cool, I mean we just talked tonight


after like...not talking for 2 months, hmm. gotta appreciate what you can get, I guess.

indeed

Friday night - 12:55am EST

Did I really just spend an hour doing this? Sheeeeeesh