Friday night - 11:51pm EST

[HvyArms]

...and here I am on IA.

sigh

[HvyArms]

Friday night - 11:53pm EST

maybe I should change my sig, seeing as how she doesnt even answer my calls half to time. hmm

[HvyArms]

Friday night - 11:56pm EST

perhaps I'll go cop cruising, yeah...yeah that's the move

[HvyArms]

Friday night - 11:58pm EST

nah, waste of gas. what's on tv?

[PRO®]

...and here I am on IA.

sigh

my sentiments exactly.

[HvyArms]

Friday night - 12:00pm EST

:I used to want a Del Sol, I give up on my dreams too easily. Man I want some Ice Cream...but who wants to drive to Kroger...bluh:

[PRO®]

Friday night - 12:00pm EST

:I used to want a Del Sol, I give up on my dreams too easily. Man I want some Ice Cream...but who wants to drive to Kroger...bluh:

I used to want Ice Cream, but didn't feel like driving to Kroger.

[HvyArms]

I went to get some ice cream one night, and the cashier says to me

"$4.36 for a pint of ice cream, at 2 in the morning? Do you have a girlfriend?"

and I was all like

"Biiitch, if you don't just bag my shit and let me go, I swufogawd I'ma come across the counter and slap off them fake ass eyelashes"

...but only in my mind.

[Oz10]

lol

nice car!

[HvyArms]

yeah, but I need some springs. any leads?

[PRO®]

I went to get some ice cream one night, and the cashier says to me

"$4.36 for a pint of ice cream, at 2 in the morning? Do you have a girlfriend?"

and I was all like

"Biiitch, if you don't just bag my shit and let me go, I swufogawd I'ma come across the counter and slap off them fake ass eyelashes"

...but only in my mind.

sounds to me like she wanted the :idb:

i used that line all the time on girls when i worked at Publix.

"$1.92 for a bag of candy, at 2pm in the afternoon? Do you have a boyfriend?"

worked every time. =:boobies:

[Oz10]

yeah, but I need some springs. any leads?

I've got my stock ones. You can cut them if you want.

[HvyArms]

sounds to me like she wanted the :idb:

i used that line all the time on girls when i worked at Publix.

"$1.92 for a bag of candy, at 2pm in the afternoon? Do you have a boyfriend?"

worked every time. =:boobies:

pfft, I used to work at a grocery store as a bagger (excuse me...Courtesy Clerk. WTF ever)

My lines neeeever worked, all I got was an old lady who asked me to help her with bags to her car. Then she asked me to massage her calves, for a $5 tip. WTF DO I LOOK LIKE?!



well that day, I looked like a guy eating a $5 footlong for lunch.

[HvyArms]

I've got my stock ones. You can cut them if you want.

mmmmyeah, I think I'm good. What are you running though H&R?

[Maniacc]

I went to Outback a little while ago.

Now, I'm online and watching season 1 of House on DVD drinking some coke.

[ScrapMetalDSM]

^

[HvyArms]

You went to outback alone?

edit: at 12:00 o'clock at night?

[PRO®]

pfft, I used to work at a grocery store as a bagger (excuse me...Courtesy Clerk. WTF ever)

My lines neeeever worked, all I got was an old lady who asked me to help her with bags to her car. Then she asked me to massage her calves, for a $5 tip. WTF DO I LOOK LIKE?!



well that day, I looked like a guy eating a $5 footlong for lunch.

was it this old lady?:

[Maniacc]

You went to outback alone?

Fuck no.

I went with my girlfriend/roommate. She's feeling sick so she's asleep right now.

[Maniacc]

edit: at 12:00 o'clock at night?

Haha, no dude.

Didn't you read my post? I said a little while ago. We got back around 11:40pm.

[HvyArms]

was it this old lady?:

whooooa shit LOL, I wasn't ready for that. see, she's at the bus stop...no one believes my old Marta stories.

[LizBiz]

sounds to me like she wanted the :idb:

i used that line all the time on girls when i worked at Publix.

"$1.92 for a bag of candy, at 2pm in the afternoon? Do you have a boyfriend?"

worked every time. =:boobies:

Bet it did!!!!!!!!!!!

You got a Kobe on your team yet???? PLAYA!!!!

[Maniacc]

Yo, hvyarms.

Where the fuck have you been anyways? Have you noticed how IA's turn to shit now?

[HvyArms]

Fuck no.

I went with my girlfriend/roommate. She's feeling sick so she's asleep right now.

she's your girlfriend, slash roommate? sounds like trouble! dude, where's your car?

[PRO®]

whooooa shit LOL, I wasn't ready for that. see, she's at the bus stop...no one believes my old Marta stories.

old marta stories? don't tell me you......:idb:

Bet it did!!!!!!!!!!!

You got a Kobe on your team yet???? PLAYA!!!!

shhhhhhhh

no not yet(*whispered)

[Maniacc]

she's your girlfriend, slash roommate? sounds like trouble! dude, where's your car?

Been dating for a year and some months now lol. No trouble.

[HvyArms]

Yo, hvyarms.

Where the fuck have you been anyways? Have you noticed how IA's turn to shit now?

I sold the Vovo, and then...mmm relationship stuff was going on. And then...mmm I was driving an Escape. And then...I bought a bimmer...so now I'm back up in this muthafukka


but yeah, I've noticed. ugh, wsup, what happened?

[HvyArms]

old marta stories? don't tell me you......:idb:

Well yeah, of course :idb: but I'm talking about my crazy Marta stories. Remember the girl who went off on the lady, and was caught by a cam phone? That was my friend's sister, no lie.

[PRO®]

Well yeah, of course :idb: but I'm talking about my crazy Marta stories. Remember the girl who went off on the lady, and was caught by a cam phone? That was my friend's sister, no lie.

lol, the infamous soulja girl? wow, lol

[HvyArms]

Bet it did!!!!!!!!!!!

You got a Kobe on your team yet???? PLAYA!!!!

I'm not familiar with people who joined IA in Dec 2008.

[Maniacc]

but yeah, I've noticed. ugh, wsup, what happened?

Dunno, man. I blame our education system. Kids nowadays are fucking retarded. They think they're so grown it's hilarious, and think that everything they say and do people will respect and take into account. What's sad is that all the stupidity is contagious. I haven't been affected - so beware if you plan on posting like you used to again.

[HvyArms]

lol, the infamous soulja girl? wow, lol

:sigh: yeah her lol. He posted a youtube vid, explaining why she was acting that way...wonder if it's still up

[HvyArms]

- so beware if you plan on posting like you used to again.

:looking skeptically: how DID I used to post? I can't seem to recall.

[Maniacc]

:looking skeptically: how DID I used to post? I can't seem to recall.

Like a faggot.

I hope you lost all that faggotry during your vaction away from IA.

[PRO®]

:sigh: yeah her lol. He posted a youtube vid, explaining why she was acting that way...wonder if it's still up

never saw the explanation vid, but i heard she was schizophrenic? something along those lines, and she didn't take her meds

[Double_0_Rusty]

I haz teh sleepies

[HvyArms]

Like a faggot.

oh you've got to be fuckin kidding me? I'm allergic to faggotry!

[HvyArms]

never saw the explanation vid, but i heard she was schizophrenic? something along those lines, and she didn't take her meds

mhm and she's bipolar. go fig

[LizBiz]

I'm not familiar with people who joined IA in Dec 2008.

I been here since 05 shawty!!!! Just had some technical difficulties lol.

[PRO®]

I been here since 05 shawty!!!! Just had some technical difficulties lol.

three years of technical difficulties!?