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  1. 08-07-2009, 05:52 AM #1
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    Default THIS DOG SMELLS LIKE ASS

    SERIOUSLY, THIS CHOCOLATE LAB SMELLS LIKE ASSHOLE.

    I WASHED HER ONCE, AND IT HELPED FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES. SHE DOESN'T GO OUTSIDE AND ROLL AROUND OR ANYTHING.

    PLUS SHE WAKES MY ASS UP EVERY 2 HOURS FOR SOME FUCKING REASON.

    FUCK THIS DOG:








    SHE IS A LITTLE BITCH.
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  2. 08-07-2009, 09:15 AM #2
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    you really have nothing to do some days
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  3. 08-07-2009, 10:02 AM #3
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    Does she smell like clean asshole or nasty forgot-to-wipe asshole?
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  4. 08-07-2009, 10:03 AM #4
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    she can't help it, be nice...
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  5. 08-07-2009, 10:05 AM #5
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    I take it Godfather threw in some metaphorical racial innuendo into this post
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  6. 08-07-2009, 11:36 AM #6
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    take her to a dog groomer and let threm clean her. tell them to squeeze the gland in her ass.
    You know better; next time will be a ban.
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  7. 08-07-2009, 11:48 AM #7
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    shoot that cunt
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    A g00n... is a real life thing. It walks, talks, and shits. A goblin is a fictional character that isn't real life. It's FAKE..... like rotas, y0. Hope that helps.
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    Ok the profiteer, I have no idea what you're getting at you stupid asswipe since dogs have no race, THEY ARE DOGS YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. ALSO NOTHING TO DO?! IT WAS 5AM YOU MORON, WHAT SHOULD I BE DOING. FUCK YOU!

    Ran, she smells like asshole that needs to be cleaned badly, not one that needs to be rimmed, nm?

    SS I could take her to the groomer, but she isn't my dog so I am not about to spend any money on the bitch.

    punk, I know she can't, but I am not about petting or playing with a dog that smells like shit.

    GotPurp= best idea.
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  10. 08-07-2009, 12:50 PM #10
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    Try feeding it a different brand of food. The food they eat can have a lot to do with how they smell. How old is it?
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  11. 08-07-2009, 12:51 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
    Ok the profiteer, I have no idea what you're getting at you stupid asswipe since dogs have no race, THEY ARE DOGS YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. ALSO NOTHING TO DO?! IT WAS 5AM YOU MORON, WHAT SHOULD I BE DOING. FUCK YOU!

    Ran, she smells like asshole that needs to be cleaned badly, not one that needs to be rimmed, nm?

    SS I could take her to the groomer, but she isn't my dog so I am not about to spend any money on the bitch.

    punk, I know she can't, but I am not about petting or playing with a dog that smells like shit.

    GotPurp= best idea.

    listen yankee doodle fagfather fuck. At 5am your ass should either be sleepin, or applying that preparation H to help reduce the size of those hemroids caused by the ass fucking you recieved the night proir.

    learn the meaning of the words metaphorical and innuendo.
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  12. 08-07-2009, 01:03 PM #12
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    Civic she is 9. It's my aunt's dog that I'm watching, so I don't want to go out and spend too much money since it isn't mine, but I'd be willing to change anything.

    And fagiteer, your reference to anal sex was so juvenile I didn't expect to retort. But I did, and you fail. Fuck you.
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  13. 08-07-2009, 01:27 PM #13
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    I hate to say it but my girl worked at a vet clinic and she just needs her aal glands expressed. our dog used to have that problem but now shes good to go
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  14. 08-07-2009, 02:10 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
    Civic she is 9. It's my aunt's dog that I'm watching, so I don't want to go out and spend too much money since it isn't mine, but I'd be willing to change anything.

    And fagiteer, your reference to anal sex was so juvenile I didn't expect to retort. But I did, and you fail. Fuck you.




    you aint shit punk and you know it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheProfiteer



    you aint shit punk and you know it.
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  16. 08-07-2009, 03:35 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
    ahhahahahha even more proof that you aint shit fagfather.
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  17. 08-07-2009, 03:43 PM #17
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    Get dem anal glands squeeeeezed! Seriously it's not that expensive and you and the dog will be happier and less smelly. Whose dog is it??
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    Lordzed it's my aunt's dog. I have never heard of squeezing anal glands lol.

    And fagiteer, that ain't proof I'm not shit. That's proof that yo mouf runs faster than yo ass.
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  19. 08-07-2009, 04:21 PM #19
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    As funny as it sounds, it's 100% true. You can do it yourself if your a brave mutherfucker.
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  20. 08-07-2009, 04:29 PM #20
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    Hahha, I'm brave but not that brave.
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