Translation:
LMAO...You scared butt female dogs shut the flip up, I am so dang tired of you street racing want to be ******* who don't even have the insides to run from the police. FYI, he did get away with ease. You all may want to consider a new sport like dominoes, pool, or chess. I say this because street racing isn't for you all. By the way, all of you hating ass ******* and the police, can come suck on these non existing nuts.

P.S. Here is some helpful advice, stay away from Moreland Ave. on Sunday nights, I wouldn't want you all to see how ghetto and slow we are over there, and how we get arrested for sucking each others dicks in the parking lot. I am a raging faggot, with no sense, and I think I am hardcore. I know street racing is a sport.

-Bus-A-VTEC