An old man was out test driving a new Corvette and he decides to open it up a bit, he flies past a cop who immediately pulls out and turns his lights and siren on. The old man pushes the pedal down a bit further, he's doing about 100+ mph before his better sense takes over and he pulls over. The cops storms up to the car and asks the old man what in the hell was he doing. The old man replies, "Well officer, my ex-wife left me for a state trooper and I thought you might me trying to bring the bitch back"!




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