hey.... I am jacking this thread now that it is 16 pages long. and cause I like to see people say over and over "won't this thread die?" I masturbate a lot, and its not for the lack of sex. no, I am just sick. I love blowing a load whenever I get the extra 2 minutes and 33 seconds. Yes I have timed it and thats not the time it takes every time but if you take an average thats it. Anyone else ever do that? Time themselves while Punchin the Clown? How about measuring the distance that your load goes? My personal best was 6 feet 8 inches. I wonder if that is good? Seems pretty good to me. It was one of those really good jerks too. One of those where you talk dirty to yourself and squeeze extra hard. Well anyways there should be some kind of contest for that kinky shit. Wouldn't it be great to take home a gold medal for "Jizz Shot Put"! I might get my ass kicked by one of those crazy little japanese guys like the eating contests though. If they can stuff that much food in thier gut the can probably store away some baby batter and do some Ninja mind excersise to launch that shit a good 10 feet of more. Oh well, if anyone has any info on this kind of stuff you can e-mail me at
[email protected]. LOL j/k couldn't resist.
Originally Posted by sixfifty
hey.... I am jacking this thread now that it is 16 pages long. and cause I like to see people say over and over "won't this thread die?" I masturbate a lot, and its not for the lack of sex. no, I am just sick. I love blowing a load whenever I get the extra 2 minutes and 33 seconds. Yes I have timed it and thats not the time it takes every time but if you take an average thats it. Anyone else ever do that? Time themselves while Punchin the Clown? How about measuring the distance that your load goes? My personal best was 6 feet 8 inches. I wonder if that is good? Seems pretty good to me. It was one of those really good jerks too. One of those where you talk dirty to yourself and squeeze extra hard. Well anyways there should be some kind of contest for that kinky shit. Wouldn't it be great to take home a gold medal for "Jizz Shot Put"! I might get my ass kicked by one of those crazy little japanese guys like the eating contests though. If they can stuff that much food in thier gut the can probably store away some baby batter and do some Ninja mind excersise to launch that shit a good 10 feet of more. Oh well, if anyone has any info on this kind of stuff you can e-mail me at [email protected]. LOL j/k couldn't resist.
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