Dude You got issues...Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
Dude You got issues...Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
i just wanna say tracy sucks for not coming to sidelines lastnight!!
gnight!!
i have no clue what the hell that whole thing just said... but![]()
hey.... I am jacking this thread now that it is 16 pages long. and cause I like to see people say over and over "won't this thread die?" I masturbate a lot, and its not for the lack of sex. no, I am just sick. I love blowing a load whenever I get the extra 2 minutes and 33 seconds. Yes I have timed it and thats not the time it takes every time but if you take an average thats it. Anyone else ever do that? Time themselves while Punchin the Clown? How about measuring the distance that your load goes? My personal best was 6 feet 8 inches. I wonder if that is good? Seems pretty good to me. It was one of those really good jerks too. One of those where you talk dirty to yourself and squeeze extra hard. Well anyways there should be some kind of contest for that kinky shit. Wouldn't it be great to take home a gold medal for "Jizz Shot Put"! I might get my ass kicked by one of those crazy little japanese guys like the eating contests though. If they can stuff that much food in thier gut the can probably store away some baby batter and do some Ninja mind excersise to launch that shit a good 10 feet of more. Oh well, if anyone has any info on this kind of stuff you can e-mail me at [email protected]. LOL j/k couldn't resist.
Originally Posted by sixfifty
SpeedM0nkey, I retract my previous statement. THIS Dude got issues.
Originally Posted by BK EVIL8
he seems pretty normal to me... but then again im one fucked up twisted disturbed individual.
2004 Nissan 350z Trng
2004 Subaru WRX STi
solamente los putos te llegan en numeros
Truer words have never been spoken
haha im gonna get banned one of these days for speaking the truth.. how gay
2004 Nissan 350z Trng
2004 Subaru WRX STi
solamente los putos te llegan en numeros
sounds like you're on a mission. How was your gay date?
Originally Posted by BK EVIL8
man.. for a second i thought i was in love.. then i realized it was just gas.. so i told her i'd be right back and let out a loud fart in the theater bathroom.. but anyway... it went pretty damn good as in she didnt annoy me as quick as other girls.. this one actually made it to 31 minutes and 23 seconds, i paid tickets she paid drinks/popcorn.. win/win, anyway haha ill see ya when you get outta work man
2004 Nissan 350z Trng
2004 Subaru WRX STi
solamente los putos te llegan en numeros
man i was gonna write this whole big thing, but i need to take a shit, so i'll tell u in person when i see you :-) which is when i get out of the bathroom.
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Originally Posted by TranceDJ06
beastie boys > you!
2004 Nissan 350z Trng
2004 Subaru WRX STi
solamente los putos te llegan en numeros
Alright man, it's dead. Let's chuck it six feet under.
sucks winning all the time doesn't it?Originally Posted by BK EVIL8
2004 Nissan 350z Trng
2004 Subaru WRX STi
solamente los putos te llegan en numeros
Ga'head and call me HeyZeus. I just resurected this thread for the hell of it.
My 2001 Acura 3.2CL Type-S
Val for president!
Yes, I would have voted for her.
In loving memory of Valerie Antranikian.