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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
    hey dude, i farted..... i wish you were here to smell this one bro... but you're sleeping and im late for my date.. its gonna be a disaster man, i can feel it, ill tell you about it when i get home so we can say "awww maww gawwwd" and giggle.. you know we might as well start acting like bitches since we are some bitch made faggots in a crew thats only noticed because of TRACY.. because being in a crew and being popular should be a big priority in life :jerkit: PEAAAAAAAAACE!
    Dude You got issues...

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    i just wanna say tracy sucks for not coming to sidelines lastnight!!

    gnight!!

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    i have no clue what the hell that whole thing just said... but

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    hey.... I am jacking this thread now that it is 16 pages long. and cause I like to see people say over and over "won't this thread die?" I masturbate a lot, and its not for the lack of sex. no, I am just sick. I love blowing a load whenever I get the extra 2 minutes and 33 seconds. Yes I have timed it and thats not the time it takes every time but if you take an average thats it. Anyone else ever do that? Time themselves while Punchin the Clown? How about measuring the distance that your load goes? My personal best was 6 feet 8 inches. I wonder if that is good? Seems pretty good to me. It was one of those really good jerks too. One of those where you talk dirty to yourself and squeeze extra hard. Well anyways there should be some kind of contest for that kinky shit. Wouldn't it be great to take home a gold medal for "Jizz Shot Put"! I might get my ass kicked by one of those crazy little japanese guys like the eating contests though. If they can stuff that much food in thier gut the can probably store away some baby batter and do some Ninja mind excersise to launch that shit a good 10 feet of more. Oh well, if anyone has any info on this kind of stuff you can e-mail me at [email protected]. LOL j/k couldn't resist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixfifty
    hey.... I am jacking this thread now that it is 16 pages long. and cause I like to see people say over and over "won't this thread die?" I masturbate a lot, and its not for the lack of sex. no, I am just sick. I love blowing a load whenever I get the extra 2 minutes and 33 seconds. Yes I have timed it and thats not the time it takes every time but if you take an average thats it. Anyone else ever do that? Time themselves while Punchin the Clown? How about measuring the distance that your load goes? My personal best was 6 feet 8 inches. I wonder if that is good? Seems pretty good to me. It was one of those really good jerks too. One of those where you talk dirty to yourself and squeeze extra hard. Well anyways there should be some kind of contest for that kinky shit. Wouldn't it be great to take home a gold medal for "Jizz Shot Put"! I might get my ass kicked by one of those crazy little japanese guys like the eating contests though. If they can stuff that much food in thier gut the can probably store away some baby batter and do some Ninja mind excersise to launch that shit a good 10 feet of more. Oh well, if anyone has any info on this kind of stuff you can e-mail me at [email protected]. LOL j/k couldn't resist.

    SpeedM0nkey, I retract my previous statement. THIS Dude got issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BK EVIL8
    SpeedM0nkey, I retract my previous statement. THIS Dude got issues.

    he seems pretty normal to me... but then again im one fucked up twisted disturbed individual.
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    Truer words have never been spoken

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    haha im gonna get banned one of these days for speaking the truth.. how gay
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    sounds like you're on a mission. How was your gay date ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BK EVIL8
    sounds like you're on a mission. How was your gay date ?

    man.. for a second i thought i was in love.. then i realized it was just gas.. so i told her i'd be right back and let out a loud fart in the theater bathroom.. but anyway... it went pretty damn good as in she didnt annoy me as quick as other girls.. this one actually made it to 31 minutes and 23 seconds, i paid tickets she paid drinks/popcorn.. win/win, anyway haha ill see ya when you get outta work man
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    man i was gonna write this whole big thing, but i need to take a shit, so i'll tell u in person when i see you :-) which is when i get out of the bathroom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TranceDJ06

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    beastie boys > you!
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    Alright man, it's dead. Let's chuck it six feet under.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BK EVIL8
    Alright man, it's dead. Let's chuck it six feet under.
    sucks winning all the time doesn't it?
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    right...

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