"We don't need the death penalty, we got the Toss Salad man. Shit If I had a choice right now between the electric chair or tossing a salad, I'd be like, so where you plug it in? We dont need prayer in schools, we need the Toss Salad Man in schools."

Teacher: Hey Jimmy got a "D", you know what you gotta do.....

Jimmy: NOO NOOO I dont wanna toss the salad, ima read ima read.....





Thank God for Imeem @ work.