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  1. 10-07-2005, 09:48 AM #1
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    Default joke of the day

    alright based on the fact that brett pointed out how there is a "good morin" thread everyday, I have decided to start a "joke of the day thread"...thanks for the idea brett!

    so now for the random joke of the day:


    There was a tourist sitting in a New York bar having a drink, when another guy walks over to him and asks, "Have you heard of the New York updrafts?"
    The tourist responds, "No".

    The guy says, "Well, finish your beer and meet me on top of that building in a half-an-hour."

    Thirty minutes later they both meet on top of the building. The guy says to the tourist, "Watch this!", and he jumps off the building and floats back onto the ledge. The tourist says, "Do it again!!". So the guy jumps off and floats back onto the ledge.

    The tourist says, "If you do it one more time I'll do it." So the guy jumps off for a third time and floats back onto the ledge.

    The tourist then jumps off the building and hits the pavement. Two guys walk by the building, look up and say, "Damn Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk."
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  2. 10-07-2005, 09:52 AM #2
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  3. 10-07-2005, 09:54 AM #3
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    yeessss +1 for me....you know I still don't know how to give those out to people
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    Very carefully. No- um, sayyyyy you look at your thread-
    at the top corner, where it says post #1, theres the little
    scale thingy, click that.... it should pop up- either approve,
    or disapprove... BAM.
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    lol!! thats messed up.
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  6. 10-07-2005, 09:58 AM #6
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    ah +1 for you for teaching me
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    hahahahahaha

    FUCK GRAN TURISMO EAST!! NEVER TAKE YOUR CAR THERE, ESPECIALLY NOT FOR AN ALIGNMENT!! TERRIBLE BUSINESS!!
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    no no no, you're in the hump crew now...it's :idb: , but I guess I'll take what i can get
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    that ain't funny.

    - whatever it gives ya
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    :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: Yea¿?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe0720
    that ain't funny.

    - whatever it gives ya
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    Its not fuck you, its Hump you- A-hole.
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    i can either plus 25 or -25...what will i give GiJoe.....hmmmm

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    a humpable BD member too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fawk_you
    Its not fuck you, its Hump you- A-hole.
    sorry you posted while I was posting...wasn't directed at you
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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    i can either plus 25 or -25...what will i give GiJoe.....hmmmm
    neither, I am happy where I am at. I got 69 wahoo
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe0720
    neither, I am happy where I am at. I got 69 wahoo
    Why not a 68 and ill owe you 1?
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    and what is this "1" you will owe me?
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    1 of those.
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    what is "those"
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    that.
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  23. 10-07-2005, 10:20 AM #23
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    oh really?
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  24. 10-07-2005, 10:21 AM #24
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    no
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    ahh, damn
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    p0wnd
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  27. 10-07-2005, 10:24 AM #27
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    i think you misspelled that.
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    i'll misspell you
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    actually you spelled you right that time
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