Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
it's spelled just like ti sounds, people just pronounce it wrong

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
because the it just didn't work in the bible

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
it gives people that false sense of hope on their way home

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
he is the broker you are the broke-e

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor?
it is all natural flavoring, just like those pills that make you lose 50pounds in 1 week w/ all natural methods

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
the song is that order because of the word "alphabet"

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
the night knows how to tuck n' roll...the day falls and breaks a hip

If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
I think you might worry more about other multiple body parts that might appear

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
if so then that makes you a kitty litterer

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
if you fall and never get back off your ass

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
depends if the heat was trying to arrest me or just being nice

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around , is he
disoriented?
only if it's counterclockwise, clockwise would cause him to be unoriented

If the ..2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still ..2?
because the best things in life come in pairs :boobies:

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
it's the worlds first baggless vaccum

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
:confused:

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
french fries, the french throw the hamburgers

What do people in China call their good plates?
certainly not American

What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
:confused:

What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?
your life would be decreased by half again...kinda like if you keep halfing the distance between you and the wall...you will never get there

What do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as
09s?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
they're to concern with their crocodiles and kangaroos to worry about the rest of the world.

Are there any unguided missiles?
well is anything "guided" by bush REALLY guided?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
NO!

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
I dunno..and I'm bald?

Do fish get thirsty?
have you ever seen a fish die of thrist?

Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
maybe

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
just point your finger and act it out, they'll get the point and fall over dead

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was
they looked on the internet

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
yes, all the time