Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
To make people ask questions

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
The dictionary has all the words in there

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
That is when everyone is rushin to get home even though they ain't goin to fast.

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Thats what he wanted to be called

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor?
So it will not be to sour

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Yes

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Good question

If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
you can't be born again

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
no because it is not a kitty it is a cat

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
no

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
I would

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around , is he
disoriented?
maybe

If the ..2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still ..2?
because 2 is better than 1

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
Me

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
more styrofoam

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
yes

What do people in China call their good plates?
good plates

What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
bless yourself

What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?
shit your pants

What do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as
IV's DUH

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
No why would they

Are there any unguided missiles?
of course

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
No but they can go swimmin naked

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
N/A

Do fish get thirsty?
All the time

Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
Sure why not

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
If you don't want anyone to hear you then yes

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was
They were just that smart

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Not until I read that question