Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
I see...

That's understandable, and I would have to agree with you completely.

But you see, there are three possible circumstances in which I will hit a woman without hesitation. And I think most of the men here would agree with my reasoning. They are as follows...

It is OK to hit a woman if:

A) She is bitten by a zombie and turns into one herself. But not before, or during the metamorphosis process. She/it must be in subhuman form before you take action.

B) She has an open flame, power tool, or sharp object on or near your testicles, scrotum, or penis with intent to do bodily harm. If you're not sure what her intent is, go ahead and punch her in the face anyway.

C) She kills your dog.




I
HATE
ZOMBIES