Do You Hit Women?

[BKgen®]

So anyways, I'll explain my answer.....

I have never hit a woman, nor will I ever. I was raised to respect and honor women. I never believe there is ever an acceptable time to hit a woman. No matter how out of line or crazy she gets it is not right to hit a woman. If a woman is hitting me then I will protect myself, but will not hit back.

I really hope that the people I call friends here, that I respect, are in line with me on this.

I see...

That's understandable, and I would have to agree with you completely.

But you see, there are three possible circumstances in which I will hit a woman without hesitation. And I think most of the men here would agree with my reasoning. They are as follows...

It is OK to hit a woman if:

A) She is bitten by a zombie and turns into one herself. But not before, or during the metamorphosis process. She/it must be in subhuman form before you take action.

B) She has an open flame, power tool, or sharp object on or near your testicles, scrotum, or penis with intent to do bodily harm. If you're not sure what her intent is, go ahead and punch her in the face anyway.

C) She kills your dog.

[JITB]

I see...

That's understandable, and I would have to agree with you completely.

But you see, there are three possible circumstances in which I will hit a woman without hesitation. And I think most of the men here would agree with my reasoning. They are as follows...

It is OK to hit a woman if:

A) She is bitten by a zombie and turns into one herself. But not before, or during the metamorphosis process. She/it must be in subhuman form before you take action.

B) She has an open flame, power tool, or sharp object on or near your testicles, scrotum, or penis with intent to do bodily harm. If you're not sure what her intent is, go ahead and punch her in the face anyway.

C) She kills your dog.

I
HATE
ZOMBIES