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Originally Posted by Maniacc
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epic shit is epic.
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAQuote:
Originally Posted by Maniacc
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epic shit is epic.
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Originally Posted by Red_Phoenix
i don't carry a knife. that's what carry permits are for.
Is that why Wendy's nose is flat?Quote:
Originally Posted by Maniacc
what a bitch :gay:Quote:
Originally Posted by Maniacc
I won't hit a women, but I will shake the shit out of them!
She was adopted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Catnip
Once i get my american driver license I plan on getting that too so I can carry my 9mm:goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil Goat
Translation: Yes, i hit women.Quote:
Originally Posted by BoosTKing187
Its not a loose loose. I mean look at a female. How could u get mad enough to hit one? U have to be the absolute biggest piece of shit to even consider it. Are u not strong enough to restrain her? Take your weak ass to the gym or check "her" stash out bc she prolly got more length between "her" legs than u.
I'm fucking Mexican you stupidass slitch!Quote:
Originally Posted by WTF?s_G/F
We don't give a fuck. Plain and simple. If our women attempted to call the police -- wait, why am I even typing that. They would ALREADY know better.
They don't need to call the police. No one gives a fuck in Mexico so if the bastard raises a hand to them they can just kill the motherfucker and live happily ever after without the "culero" in their lives.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maniacc
slitch, i like that word.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maniacc
Red Phoenix is a girl you numbnuts. :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by ejchris
Fuckoff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Red_Phoenix
You really want to suck my dick, huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.
HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Quoted for Epic-ness!!!!! Reps :cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by BTEC
I see...Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
That's understandable, and I would have to agree with you completely.
But you see, there are three possible circumstances in which I will hit a woman without hesitation. And I think most of the men here would agree with my reasoning. They are as follows...
It is OK to hit a woman if:
A) She is bitten by a zombie and turns into one herself. But not before, or during the metamorphosis process. She/it must be in subhuman form before you take action.
B) She has an open flame, power tool, or sharp object on or near your testicles, scrotum, or penis with intent to do bodily harm. If you're not sure what her intent is, go ahead and punch her in the face anyway.
C) She kills your dog.
I don't hit women but I'll definitely make fun of them if need be. Take my girlfriend for example...Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
wow you talk like your king shit but yet your just a dirty little mexican :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Maniacc
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Originally Posted by GKtib®
http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t...1/MyNigga1.jpg
I
HATE
ZOMBIES
oh why of course...notQuote:
Originally Posted by Maniacc
And you just keep proving how much of an epically worthless piece of shit you really are. I don't give a fuck if you are Mexican or not. NO ONE should hit women. You are the kind of guy that gives Mexican men a bad rep. I know there are good Mexican men out there who would never strike a woman, but you are certainly not one of them. So, take your culero self and put a swift end to your pathetic existence. :2up:Quote:
Originally Posted by Maniacc
A dirty 5'11 mexican that has had a few white girls under his belt, yes. Shit, I'm lowering my standards just by having this conversation with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by WTF?s_G/F
*grabs Rico's tortilla chips with condensed aged cheese dip*Quote:
Originally Posted by Maniacc
Did I miss the part where this thread had to contain SERIOUS replies?Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
I have now lost e-respect for you, dude. I thought you would have learned the ways of IA by now. Guess you're still a lame worthless noob.
God, I hate Mexicans like you. Scum of the Earth. Right there along side neo-nazi's and islamic extremists.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maniacc
I'm not sticking up for any one side, as I don't hit women (stated earlier), but let me ask you...are you trying to get laid by someone here on IA? It's all good bro...just asking.Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
*disclaimer* - the views expressed in this thread to not necessarily reflect those of all Tiburon owners.
http://i30.tinypic.com/2lmmizb.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
Hail Hitler!
HEY HEY HEY..... you say "neo-nazi's" like it's a bad thing. :ninja:Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
*runs*
http://roddysrockinreviews.files.wor...an_history.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
That was very creative.Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.
/acknowledges existence
LOL!!! I am in a very happy relationship with someone here on IA. So, to answer your question.......No, I'm not trying anything. :goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by BrianStyles
OMG LOOK TIFF!!!!!!!! :no::eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Catnip
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Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
who u doin bro?
Hahahahaha omfgay!Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
Since ur so cocky about it ill tell u this. Pray that u never hit any of the women that i know. Including the white ones. And im sure u keep it in private bc u dont want the world to know how big and bad you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maniacc
mmmk...Quote:
Originally Posted by BTEC
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Originally Posted by Maniacc
Keep laughing. Karma will fuck you in the ass one day. :gay:
yes i know...when i see it i get sick..Quote:
Originally Posted by LizBiz
Yes. One day I will fall in love with some chick off IA.Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
Hahaha!