Please take the time to read this, Epic Omegle Lulz
So I omegled a bunch at work today after seeing that thread, this one is classic.
Just please read. Imagine Borats or A Habibi Voice when reading the Stranger
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Stranger: Hi. I am a male and I am not a pervert person.i wanna talk with only virtuous virgin people.
You: your retarded
Stranger: why?
You: because
You: you just are, you are retarded
You: I honestly believe your IQ is bellow 100
You: like in the mid 80s
Stranger: hey i want virgin wife ok
Stranger: i care just hymen
Stranger: ok
You: even more retarded are you for thinking you are going to find a wife on Omegle
Stranger: but u r worng
You: take a real IQ test
Stranger: i am the one of the most clever men of my country
You: and I bet you will score less than 95, which is mild retardation
You: your country must have a population fo 6
You: and the rest must be women
Stranger: no did
Stranger: mine is 141
Stranger: Iq
You: right
Stranger: IQ
Stranger: YES
Stranger: i am really honest
Stranger: believe me
You: how old are you, like 12
Stranger: 19
You: yeah you are retarded
You: I would of been alot more lenient and said yeah your just a kid if you were 12
You: but at 19 and to be so ignorant
You: screams
You: retardation
Stranger: no man
Stranger: i can want a virgin wife
Stranger: its my right
You: yes
You: true
You: and its a good dream to have
You: but your dumbass is not going to find her on Omegle
You: if you are looking for her here
You: you are down right retarded
You: RETARDED!!
You: Should I give you the formal definition
You: ?
Stranger: no i found one
Stranger: a8 years old
Stranger: virgin
Stranger: american girl
Stranger: ok?
You: 8 years old?
Stranger: 18*
You: if she is a virgin at 18 here in America
You: she must be very very ugly
You: all the girls here fuck
Stranger: no i saw her
You: even the ugly ones really
Stranger: she just cares religion
Stranger: why dont u care religion?
Stranger: u know fornication is a sin
You: omg
You: you know 80% of devout religious followers are retarded
Stranger: i am a muslim
Stranger: not christian
You: you should really look into your religion
You: its no better than Christianity
Stranger: hey i just wonder there is virgin girl in western wold
Stranger: ?
Stranger: yes there r
Stranger: but too tooo rare
Stranger: because christianity is collapsing
Stranger: noone cares it
Stranger: and
You: your religion will collapse soon too
Stranger: u men r not jeaolous about ur sisters and wives and daughters
You: and you will find that all the empty promises promised to you will never come true
You: and that you need to have faith in humanity and people and not some fake god
Stranger: i can fuck a sister of western brother
Stranger: and he says nothing
Stranger: i cant understand
You: because
You: listen to me
Stranger: what a brother ?
You: and just think about it
You: just listen
You: fucking is a horrible word
You: to fuck a women yes it is degrading and a western man believes that it is the women who let the man fuck her
You: so it is her shame
You: she should bear it
You: it is her freedom to make that decision
You: she will be shunned
Stranger: hey man i can say ur sister is a slut
Stranger: and u will say to me
Stranger: it is her shame
Stranger: what the fucking wrong idea?
You: If my sister was truly a slut then yes
You: it will be her shame
Stranger: hahahaha
You: if she fucked every man she met, and did it for any other reason that it is
You: then yes
You: porn stars are sluts
You: strippers are sluts
You: they are all whores
You: and we all look at them as such
You: whores
Stranger: hey western girls can be fucked with a beer
Stranger: or some sentences
Stranger: i came in to a relationship
You: most yes, but then its no longer fucking
Stranger: and after 3 days
Stranger: we can fuck
You: fucking is when a woman does it when she does not want too
Stranger: this is a slutty thing
You: no its not
You: that is not a slutty thing
You: that is not fucking either
You: its sex
You: there is nothing wrong with sex
Stranger: so we should respect them
Stranger: hahaha
You: Are you not the slut too for fucking her
Stranger: noone can fuck my sister before marriage
You: is your hand different
Stranger: or have sex
Stranger: whatever
You: are you better than her? This is the illusion your stupid religion has created
Stranger: no men r also slut
You: a women is only truly pure if she decides to save her self in choice
You: and not fear
Stranger: men and women should obey the rules of God
You: there are no rules of god fool
Stranger: no man
You: those rules were written by man
Stranger: if she didnt have sex
Stranger: she is pure
You: pure of what? Penis?
You: is penis really so dirty?
You: do you not wash your penis
You: ?
Stranger: before marriage
Stranger: it is foridden to women
You: why to women?
Stranger: i wash my penis
Stranger: also pussies r forbidden to men
You: you wash your penis with your left hand, no?
Stranger: i wash it
Stranger: i dont know the hand
Stranger: hey man
Stranger: u r different from me
Stranger: ur sisters and daughters can be fucked easily
You: and I say you are a fool for believing the blasphemy of man, and taking it as the word of GOd
You: there are plenty of whores in your country
Stranger: but i dont want it
You: weather its Iran
You: Saudia Arabia
You: Palestine
You: everywhere there are whores
You: and your religion does nothing about it
Stranger: noo
Stranger: it is forbidden
Stranger: they r their sins
You: Islam is dying just like Christianity because it is false
You: it is lies
You: to take your mind away from truly being a human being
Stranger: no it is the fastest growing religion
Stranger: believe me
Stranger: u can search it
You: it matters not, I know plenty of muslim girls here who love to fuck
You: I know of a girl name Reema
You: who in high school remained a virgin
You: now she is 25 like me
You: she had my penis in her mouth just 4 months ago, and I was not even dating her
You: she just wanted to suck it
Stranger: maybe
You: she is muslim
Stranger: ok
Stranger: it can be
You: from Saudia Arabia
You: arabiv
You: arabic
You: total slut
Stranger: i dont say muslims dont fuck
Stranger: i say
Stranger: people shouldnt have fornication
Stranger: hey man
Stranger: let us finish this conversation
You: why
Stranger: it is resultless
You: its getting you thinking
You: you are thinking about it
You: the freedomes of man
Stranger: i just wonder one question
You: and how beautiful freedom is
You: when you dont have fear
You: ask
You: go on
You: ask it already
You: I will answer anything your controlled and manipulated mind wants to know
Stranger: i am at uni now. and probably i will go to america to be a proffesor there. anyway. i want to live there. and probably i will marry there. what is my possibility of finding a virgin american girl ?
You: At which age?
Stranger: i dont know. i will be 24
Stranger: she can be about that
You: 99& of women here loose their virginity before the age of 18
You: 99%
Stranger: oww damn it
You: maybe less around 97-96%
You: and the more religion thier parents fed them as children
You: the more they love to fuck when they get older
Stranger: so where i should look for a virgin girl?
You: you shouldnt, you should realized that sex is sex, unless she was selling her body for drugs and money like a whore, she is just a person as good and as pure as you
You: sex is good
You: it is natural
You: its what we humans do
Stranger: hey men
You: its how we make life
Stranger: i asked a question
You: there is nothing dirty about it
Stranger: i have my opinions
Stranger: respect me
You: when two people like each other they should be free to have sex
Stranger: where can i find a virgin girl?
You: your opinion puts other people down in your mind, it lets you think you are better than them because of that opinion, now that is very very wrong
Stranger: no idont think like that
Stranger: i dont think that who will go to heaven
Stranger: i just try to obey the rules
Stranger: only God knows the result
You: listen you cant think some one is going to go to heaven or not, because in reality you dont even know if heaven really even exisits
Stranger: and there r more sinful sins also
Stranger: hey man
Stranger: u tried
Stranger: but i didnt believe
Stranger: just answer me
You: you cant
You: girls who will tell you they are virgins
You: are lying
You: we have freedom here
You: we are not afraid of false gods
You: we have been liberated
Stranger: what is my possibility to find a virgin blonde tall and beatiful girl ?
Stranger: i can divorce her after marriage
Stranger: dont worry
Stranger: noone can convince me
You: you are not worthy of virginity, why dont you strap a bomb to your chest, go kill your self, there will be plenty virgins waiting for you in heaven
Stranger: no suicide is a very sinful sin
You: then why do your people do it
You: whats this whole Jihad Bullshit?
Stranger: it is another topic
Stranger: hey i will sleep
Stranger: here 04.25 am
You: your men still die for the promise of virgins in heaven
You: that is so sad
Stranger: tell me
You: your people have nothing to live for
You: nothing
You: absolutely nothing
You: empty lives
You: built on lies
Stranger: wat is my possibility to find a girl like that?
You: one who will strap a bomb to her chest and die for virginity
You: ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: blonde beatiful tall and virgin girl
You: 0% chance
You: no blonde is ever a virigin after 16
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
You: sex is so great
You: we love to do it
You: and your false gods will not scare us ever
Stranger: ok i can find a turkish blonde then
You: your false rules
Stranger: i hope
You: lol
You: doubtfully
You: Budapest has the largest collection of Whores anywhere
You: beautiful sluts come from there
You: looking for american cock
You: and american money
Stranger: hey i am from turkey
Stranger: what is budapest?
Stranger: it is different from our topic
You: Im sorry Budapest is in Hungry
You: oh well its a your nieghbor anyway
Stranger: maybe u can try
Stranger: istanbul
You: Thats right
Stranger: haha
Stranger: hey
Stranger: find me a girl man
Stranger: please
You: you are sad
Stranger: blonde tall and virgin
You: and unless you have alot of mone
You: money
You: I can not help you
Stranger: i have a lot of mone
Stranger: find a girl like that
Stranger: u will be taken so much money
You: If you give me 1 million dollars, I will find you a girl who is 15 years old, guaranteed to be virgin, and when you are ready she wiill be saved and at 18
You: she will be yours
Stranger: ok
Stranger: we deal
Stranger: but she will be amuslim
Stranger: ok?
You: Tall Blond and Muslim?
You: no
Stranger: yes
You: thats impossible
You: you people have black hair
You: and you know this
Stranger: she can change her religion
You: She will change it when she marries you
You: it does not matter
You: it will cost you 1 million dollars
Stranger: ok man
You: as I will have to pay her family 500 thousand dollars to save her for you
Stranger: how can u find this girl?
Stranger: haha
You: I will find a Family with a young girl, and then turn them into whores
Stranger: but no oral sex
You: She will not even touch man
Stranger: no touching boobs or penises
Stranger: ok
You: money is powerful
You: much more powerful than your false gods
You: money speaks so much more
You: it is not the truth
You: money are lies
You: but more powerful than your god
Stranger: i like u man
Stranger: do u have a msn?
You: No I do not
You: my email address is "[email protected]"
You: feel free to contact me there
You: I only work with cash
Stranger: can we chat in it?
You: yes if you have gmail
Stranger: do u have a facebook?
You: no
Stranger: too badü
Stranger: find me a girl like that
Stranger: i will pay u too much money dont worry
You: no
You: I start looking when I have the money
You: only money talks
You: promises of money are empty
Stranger: but if i learn that she is not vrgin
Stranger: i kill u man
Stranger: with this money i catsh a killer
You: only real money in my hands will begin the journey to your virgin wife
Stranger: and he kills u
You: 1 Million dollars cash, that will fit in two suitcases, I have seen it before, 100bills
You: you will have your virgin
You: you will meet her before making the decesion
Stranger: what if i dont want her?
You: 500 thousand, and then you will have to pay the family 500 thousand when you get her
You: we look for another one
You: until you find one child you like
Stranger: hey
Stranger: people say that man r pedophilia?
You: I will find you a beautiful Russina blonde, guaranteed to love you, be your queen and only yours
You: no
You: you buy her as a child
Stranger: because he always look for children
You: you get her when she is 18
Stranger: oww i like this dream
Stranger: then i will fuck her
Stranger: only me
You: yes too bad for you it is just a dream
You: because you do not have any money
You: you are just a Turkish slum dog
Stranger: but i can masturbate man
Stranger: dont bother my dream
You: lol
You: this is the dream of your religion
You: it sounds good at first
You: but then reality kicks in
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wait
You: and as you grow your realize that your god is not deaf to your needs, he is just not there to hear it
Stranger: what abut this?
You: if you truly have money
You: you will email me
Stranger: everyman have a right for fucking a virgin
Stranger: in one periot of their lives
You: no everyman have a dream for virgin
You: I do as well
Stranger: i mean o i can marry with ono vrign
You: my wife is not virgin when I marry her
Stranger: but i want to fuck hymen
You: but I still love her
You: this conversation has grown to long, when I post this conversation on a website no one will want to read it because it so long
You: but everyone will see what a moron you are
Stranger: ok man
You: and how your religion is false, and how it manipulates and creates men of ignorance liek your self
Stranger: you will see
Stranger: i trut God
Stranger: i will marry with a virgin
You: Now that you know you have no money, your religion is false, and your dreams will never come true, I leave you with your god, and your dreams
Stranger: and that day
You: goodbye ignorant man
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