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    Default I just almost ran a motherfucker over for stealing my bike!!!!!!

    So, I had a job interview today. I was gone all of 35 minutes. I left 2 bikes in our locked sunroom/patio. It's all brick and glassed in.Dan was home working in the basement. I didn't think it was a problem. It's 2pm for crying out loud. Anyways, I get home and the door to the patio is wide ass open and one of the 2 bikes are gone. First thing I think is thank god they god the cheaper one. Then I get pissed and decide to go look for the guy in the Chevy 4500 (I got stuck driving it today).

    So I head down to Boulevard because I assume this is the direction in which the person went on my bike. I know he can't be far because I wasn't gone all that long. I really didn't think I would find it. I just knew Dan was going to kill me for leaving the bike out there to begin with—so I better do something. Low and behold I see someone on Boulevard ON MY FUCKING BIKE!

    He was riding it on the sidewalk and I whipped my big ass truck right in front of him leaving most of it it in the road, almost hit him, jumped out of the truck barefoot and in my nice interview clothes ( I had thrown my shoes off before I went to go look for him) and ran over to him and told him to GIVE ME MY FUCKING BIKE. Now this is on the corner of Boulevard and Ponce right at the Exxon, so it is a busy intersection. Luckily for me there is a shit ton of people in the area so he couldn't really do anything to me. My adrenline was pumping, so I didn't even think about the fact that he could hurt me if he wanted to. I think I surprised the shit out of him.

    So he tells me, "I paid $20 for this bike just 5 minutes ago." I was like, "I don't give a fuck about your $20. Give my bike right now!" And then I snatched his ass off my bike and threw it in the back of my truck. He was sitting there arguing with me about his $20 and how I needed to give him $20 while I was on the phone with the police. He ended up leaving before the police got there....an hour later. We found him on Parkway, but he was gone by the time they got there.

    Anyways, I GOT MY FUCKING BIKE BACK! I can't believe that shit!
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    holy shit. lol way to go tracy!

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    damn! thats all i got to say



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    WOW. GO DICK TRACY!

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    Kickin it old schooooool



    Disclaimer: I am not being racist by posting this. I make no judgments on whether or not this guy was black, even though after reading her story I pictured a black guy in my head arguing for the "20 dollaz". So yeah, this really isnt a disclaimer. Black people, stop stealing bikes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tracy
    So, I had a job interview today. I was gone all of 35 minutes. I left 2 bikes in our locked sunroom/patio. It's all brick and glassed in.Dan was home working in the basement. I didn't think it was a problem. It's 2pm for crying out loud. Anyways, I get home and the door to the patio is wide ass open and one of the 2 bikes are gone. First thing I think is thank god they god the cheaper one. Then I get pissed and decide to go look for the guy in the Chevy 4500 (I got stuck driving it today).

    So I head down to Boulevard because I assume this is the direction in which the person went on my bike. I know he can't be far because I wasn't gone all that long. I really didn't think I would find it. I just knew Dan was going to kill me for leaving the bike out there to begin with—so I better do something. Low and behold I see someone on Boulevard ON MY FUCKING BIKE!

    He was riding it on the sidewalk and I whipped my big ass truck right in front of him leaving most of it it in the road, almost hit him, jumped out of the truck barefoot and in my nice interview clothes ( I had thrown my shoes off before I went to go look for him) and ran over to him and told him to GIVE ME MY FUCKING BIKE. Now this is on the corner of Boulevard and Ponce right at the Exxon, so it is a busy intersection. Luckily for me there is a shit ton of people in the area so he couldn't really do anything to me. My adrenline was pumping, so I didn't even think about the fact that he could hurt me if he wanted to. I think I surprised the shit out of him.

    So he tells me, "I paid $20 for this bike just 5 minutes ago." I was like, "I don't give a fuck about your $20. Give my bike right now!" And then I snatched his ass off my bike and threw it in the back of my truck. He was sitting there arguing with me about his $20 and how I needed to give him $20 while I was on the phone with the police. He ended up leaving before the police got there....an hour later. We found him on Parkway, but he was gone by the time they got there.

    Anyways, I GOT MY FUCKING BIKE BACK! I can't believe that shit!
    Wheres the other one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    Wheres the other one...
    Only one was taken. I have them both now!
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    Dude! I really cannot believe that shit! My adrenaline is still going. I am going apply for my carrying permit this week. Fuck that shit. Now he knows where I live.

    I fucking snatched his ass right off my bike. It had to be a funny ass sight. Me all dressed up, in the big ass truck, barefoot, screaming my head off. LOL. Everyone was topped in the road watching.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tracy
    Dude! I really cannot believe that shit! My adrenaline is still going. I am going apply for my carrying permit this week. Fuck that shit. Now he knows where I live.

    I fucking snatched his ass right off my bike. It had to be a funny ass sight. Me all dressed up, in the big ass truck, barefoot, screaming my head off. LOL. Everyone was topped in the road watching.
    lol you know when you live in atlanta you get used to see just about everything but that would have made my day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tracy
    I am going apply for my carrying permit this week. Fuck that shit. Now he knows where I live.

    carry permit....i has one, best $35.xx i've ever spent

    glad you got your bike back....my crush on you has thickened due to this thread
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    ha ha ha nice one! I have had to mod out my bike now that I moved to Chicago, ppl try everything to steal the smallest shit off your bike when you go somewhere!

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    nice good job.

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    Damn IA filters... well.. you know what pic I posted ppl.

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    He was black. Nice looking black man though. Not a bum. Had a nice clean shaved head and good shoes
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    That was actually a pretty entertaining story. I'd probably kill someone for stealing my bike, and I have next to nothing in it.
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    i find it funny, that dude got his refund back...lol


    did he atleast show u the receipt?

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    LOL. I think I love you.
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    I was like $20?????!!!! You should have seen his face when I hopped out of the truck. Priceless. Whew! I am so glad I got it back. I had to beg Dan to buy me the bike. He would have punished me forever about it.
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    ohh haill naww. nga stole my bike!
    dont take anything i say srsly. its the interwebs.


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    Changy, he was trying to steal your bike!!!!! That asshole. But I save the day and we can go bike riding tomorrow like we planned.
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    BTW. I was in this truck! LOL Truck pic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tracy
    BTW. I was in this truck! LOL Truck pic

    i would have shat my pants.
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    Stock delsol front end looks like a Dodge Neon fucked an Acura Integra and spawned a retarded cross eyed child.

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    God damn!!

    Now thats a tough gurl!! props to u!

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    so how was the interview?

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    Ha Ha. Interview was great. It was for another internship at a PR agency.
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    Tracy please buy a 1911.

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    id beat a bitch fo sho Tracy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlieZ
    id beat a bitch for Sho!
    I'm gonna hold you to that! There's a few girls I dislike. I'll holla when I need you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tracy

    Anyways, I GOT MY FUCKING BIKE BACK! I can't believe that shit!
    REAL ASS STORY RIGHT THERE! Glad you did the handling and didn't get handled. I encourage you to NOT do that again.






    p.s

    You guys that brought up the topic of buying a gun c'mon use your heads...think again.

    No really, Think about it ... "bike is stolen, lemme grab my gun."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    No really, Think about it ... "bike is stolen, lemme grab my gun."

    No really think about it, the guy knows where she lives, and like you said what if she were about to get "handled". Buy a gun, don't pull it out unless you are going to shoot. I know the rules.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LS3_KID
    No really think about it, the guy knows where she lives, and like you said what if she were about to get "handled". Buy a gun, don't pull it out unless you are going to shoot. I know the rules.
    Just unfortunate altogether because no matter how you phrase it, when a gun is applied to this particular situation, someone got wounded or killed over a bike.

    [Tracy hops out of truck, "BLAP BLAP BLAP..YEEEEAH BOYYYY WHAT NOW!!!!????"





    Having a firearm in your home is a good idea.

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    ^she is more concerned with him coming BACK to her house...

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    LoL tracy, badass

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    What do you do if you see a mexican on a bike?




    I'm not sure, but don't hit him the bike is probably yours.
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    "My Bike Punk!!" --- Git cho bike Tracy --- go run with it!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3lpYX0FNfs
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    And the classic.... Debo - MY BIKE PUNK!

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    Ha Ha @ Baby J!

    I know I shouldn't do shit like that, but as I'm sure most of y'all know, I have a hard time containing myself. I am from a rough part of town, so I know how to handle myself. Haitians in Miami taught me well growing up.

    Anyways, I am afraid of guns really, but we have been robbed at gunpoint once and now this. It's pretty freaky. I feel like I need to protect myself. Plain and simple.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tracy
    So, I had a job interview today. I was gone all of 35 minutes. I left 2 bikes in our locked sunroom/patio. It's all brick and glassed in.Dan was home working in the basement. I didn't think it was a problem. It's 2pm for crying out loud. Anyways, I get home and the door to the patio is wide ass open and one of the 2 bikes are gone. First thing I think is thank god they god the cheaper one. Then I get pissed and decide to go look for the guy in the Chevy 4500 (I got stuck driving it today).

    So I head down to Boulevard because I assume this is the direction in which the person went on my bike. I know he can't be far because I wasn't gone all that long. I really didn't think I would find it. I just knew Dan was going to kill me for leaving the bike out there to begin with—so I better do something. Low and behold I see someone on Boulevard ON MY FUCKING BIKE!

    He was riding it on the sidewalk and I whipped my big ass truck right in front of him leaving most of it it in the road, almost hit him, jumped out of the truck barefoot and in my nice interview clothes ( I had thrown my shoes off before I went to go look for him) and ran over to him and told him to GIVE ME MY FUCKING BIKE. Now this is on the corner of Boulevard and Ponce right at the Exxon, so it is a busy intersection. Luckily for me there is a shit ton of people in the area so he couldn't really do anything to me. My adrenline was pumping, so I didn't even think about the fact that he could hurt me if he wanted to. I think I surprised the shit out of him.

    So he tells me, "I paid $20 for this bike just 5 minutes ago." I was like, "I don't give a fuck about your $20. Give my bike right now!" And then I snatched his ass off my bike and threw it in the back of my truck. He was sitting there arguing with me about his $20 and how I needed to give him $20 while I was on the phone with the police. He ended up leaving before the police got there....an hour later. We found him on Parkway, but he was gone by the time they got there.

    Anyways, I GOT MY FUCKING BIKE BACK! I can't believe that shit!
    haha damn right!


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