Originally Posted by GKtib®
Vincent: You want some bacon?
Julius: Nah man I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Julius: Nah I ain't Jewish I just don't dig on swine.
Vincent: Why Not?
Julius: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Yeah, but Bacon tastes good. Porkchops taste good.
Julius: Hey, Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know because I'd never know because I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin nothin that ain't got sense to disregard it's own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces.
Julius: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Julius: I wouldn't go so far to call a dog filthy, but they definitely dirty. But a dog's got a personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ahhhh, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal.
Julius: Well We'd have to be talkin about one charmin motherfuckin pig. He'd have to be at least ten times more charmin as that Arnold on Greene Acres.
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