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    (Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and
    Blowjob?
    A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you
    can't beat a blowjob.


    Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
    A.) So men can be open minded.


    (Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
    A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

    Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
    A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

    Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
    ( A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

    (Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
    (A.) "Is it in?"

    ( Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury DoughBoy?
    ( A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

    (Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
    ( A.) One of his fingers is clean.


    (Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
    (A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

    ( Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
    ( A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks,
    you're screwed.

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    hahaha cliff, they're awsome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff
    (Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and
    Blowjob?
    A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you
    can't beat a blowjob.


    Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
    A.) So men can be open minded.


    (Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
    A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

    Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
    A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

    Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
    ( A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

    (Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
    (A.) "Is it in?"

    ( Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury DoughBoy?
    ( A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

    (Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
    ( A.) One of his fingers is clean.


    (Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
    (A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

    ( Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
    ( A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks,
    you're screwed.
    Ha, pretty good, but alot of those i already posted up.

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    nice!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    No "I" in Team?? But there's a "U" in sUck lololol
    Quote Originally Posted by AtifSajid
    You momma so stupid she told everyone to repost shit.
    http://www.myspace.com/ashtonluv

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    thats some pretty old stuff Cliffie

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    a little but good never the less
    You only live once, maybe twice if you use the e-brake!

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