Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
lolihardlemonade. Haven't had one since I was 14.

I blow 151 and paraffin wax because I like fire that much. I can drink Golden Grain like kool-aid. I piss Absinthe. Long Islands, top shelf margaritas, and straight Patron are my drink of choice.

If it's cold weather it's Baileys Irish Cream, Irish Whiskey, and 50/50 Hot chocolate & coffee. I will drink a handle of Bailey's in 2 nights.

Maybe your friends from Swinging Richards would like some of your roofies and 5.2% hard lemonades.


DOUBT ALL THAT BROSKI. REMEMBER LYING ON THE INTERNET IS EASY AS SHIT, I DO IT, SO CAN YOU. BEST PART IS NO ONE CAN PROVE THE TRUTH FOR MOST PARTS.

FOR YOURS, I DONT GIVE A SHIT. YOUD PROBABLY TAKE SHOTS OF SEMEN IF GIVEN THE CHANCE.