I keep seeing shitty ass 'free JM' banners all over the goddamn place. The fuck that short, skinny, weak mofo do this time? He's the lolli-king(whatever the fuck that is) and needs to come back -- according to the banners. Me, I don't really care unless he promises me a nice wet blowjob when he returns then and only then will I consider slapping on that banner and go around flaming mods til they bring him back.

So, fill me in with some notes you fucking cool guys! I have reps that some of you guys would like and if I get a good 'haw haw' out of it there's a super secret thing that I'll show you. I'll give you a hint... it's a naked picture of a special IA chick.