OMG WTF I wanna know who it was

This is how the conversation went

"MY LIPS LIKE SUGAAAAA MY LIPS LIKE SUGAAAAAA THIS CANDY GOT U SPRUNGGGGG"
Me: .... hello?
XX: HEY!
ME: ..... hi
XX: Hey my name is Leo, I'm Wes's friend he is passed out drunk but he wanted me to call you and tell you happy birthday.
ME: ........ umm ok
XX: Yeah is it your birthday?
ME: ...... umm well it was yesterday
XX: OH COOL HOW OLD ARE YOU?
ME ..... 21
XX: OMG cool so you can buy us alcohol now!
ME: ha. ha. ha.
XX: WHAT?
ME: i said HA HA!
XX: Oh. So what do you drive?
ME: ... a del sol
XX: Oh a red one?
ME: Nope. Black.
XX: With polished wheels?
ME: Yep.
XX: Oh I think I've seen you down at barrett a couple times.
ME: .... yeah
XX: So you wanna come over? I think you should come over and help out Wes.
ME: Nope
XX: Why not?
ME: Well because its like 3 am & I have to work in the morning
XX: Oh where do you work?
ME: A tanning bed.
XX: Oh you're tan? That's hot.
ME: Yep, I know.
XX: So you wanna meet up tomorrow? Are you single?
ME: Nope
XX: So you're going out with someone?
ME: I'm not available.
XX: Oh well we can meet up as friends.
ME: .............. this is a really bad attempt
XX: I'm just kidding my name isnt really Leo. This is Sammich from IA.
ME: ......................
XX: *hangs up*