Late Night Crew

[mike's02ls1]

i have a confession to make, after typing that, I opened a new tab in my browser, went to youtube and actually found the clip to watch..... AND STILL LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY.

Its a classic

[sirkus]

Its ok to take one for the team, but damn son you took the whole league....

Well if the girl didn't S my D so damn good I wouldn't have come back for seconds.

[mike's02ls1]

Well if the girl didn't S my D so damn good I wouldn't have come back for seconds.

Well she wanted to have your kid sooo bad this is the only way she can try to force the spermies to down below.....

[sirkus]

Well she wanted to have your kid sooo bad this is the only way she can try to force the spermies to down below.....

She always swallow too..




It's because she was hungry

[mike's02ls1]

She always swallow too..




It's because she was hungry

Make sure you don't shoot her in her eye....

[sirkus]

Well she wanted to have your kid sooo bad this is the only way she can try to force the spermies to down below.....

"You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later."

I'll def hit ya back when I can on that one lololol

[Z0_o6]

a chick that won't swallow isn't worth the trouble. known fact, chuck norris told me so.

[sirkus]

Make sure you don't shoot her in her eye....

Lol I've done that before in my parents house. We were in the bath near the living room.. I was trying to be quiet. She was doing alright too until I got it in her eye and she screams "IT'S IN MY EYEEEE!" My dad come and knocked on the door.. had my step mom behind him and they had some friends over.. I told them she accidentally got soap in her eye.
I miss those days :idb:

[nismo_92]

Lol I've done that before in my parents house. We were in the bath near the living room.. I was trying to be quiet. She was doing alright too until I got it in her eye and she screams "IT'S IN MY EYEEEE!" My dad come and knocked on the door.. had my step mom behind him and they had some friends over.. I told them she accidentally got soap in her eye.
I miss those days :idb:

[sirkus]

a chick that won't swallow isn't worth the trouble. known fact, chuck norris told me so.

He speaks the truth.

[mike's02ls1]

Lol I've done that before in my parents house. We were in the bath near the living room.. I was trying to be quiet. She was doing alright too until I got it in her eye and she screams "IT'S IN MY EYEEEE!" My dad come and knocked on the door.. had my step mom behind him and they had some friends over.. I told them she accidentally got soap in her eye.
I miss those days :idb:

The one eye pirate.... AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH

[sirkus]

The one eye pirate.... AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH

LOL Kick her in the shin when she stands up!!

[mike's02ls1]

LOL Kick her in the shin when she stands up!!

Make her walk the plank

[Z0_o6]

so why are all of you fuckers up this late anyways? insomniacs like me?

[sirkus]

Make her walk the plank

lol speaking about walkin down the plank.. ever accidentally stuck it in the girls ass?

[mike's02ls1]

so why are all of you fuckers up this late anyways? insomniacs like me?

Can't sleep, don't have to work untill 5pm...

[sirkus]

so why are all of you fuckers up this late anyways? insomniacs like me?

haha I quit drinking.. So I can't ever sleep now.
You work 2nd shift? Or late hours?

[mike's02ls1]

lol speaking about walkin down the plank.. ever accidentally stuck it in the girls ass?

Wife won't let me..

[Z0_o6]

I heard that, I try my best to get to sleep, but here it is 4:15 AM and I'm wide the fuck awake. Its pretty annoying, really.

[Z0_o6]

haha I quit drinking.. So I can't ever sleep now.
You work 2nd shift? Or late hours?

More like self-employed, so my hours are pretty much whatever.

[mike's02ls1]

I heard that, I try my best to get to sleep, but here it is 4:15 AM and I'm wide the fuck awake. Its pretty annoying, really.

Go do some meth and you will never sleep again...

[sirkus]

Wife won't let me..

They never let you.. It's hit or miss with some girls.. Either A: They let you keep it in there... or B: They fucking punch you in the face.
Either Or.. it's still a fun experience.

[sirkus]

More like self-employed, so my hours are pretty much whatever.

Yeah that would make it hard to have a set sleeping schedule. Sleep is always hard when your mind wonders..

[mike's02ls1]

They never let you.. It's hit or miss with some girls.. Either A: They let you keep it in there... or B: They fucking punch you in the face.
Either Or.. it's still a fun experience.

I would hate to pull out and something followed... So I will stick to the pink spot...

[sirkus]

Go do some meth and you will never sleep again...

Yeah man get some HIGH SPEED CHICKEN FEED!!! Who needs sleep? Sleep is for the dead!

[Z0_o6]

Yeah that would make it hard to have a set sleeping schedule. Sleep is always hard when your mind wonders..

I know man, I try every day to get to sleep earlier, so I can get up earlier but it just doesn't work at all. My fiance works from 4-10pm, so it really messes my sleep schedule up.

[mike's02ls1]

Yeah man get some HIGH SPEED CHICKEN FEED!!! Who needs sleep? Sleep is for the dead!

Naw you need to go get the winder special...

[sirkus]

I would hate to pull out and something followed... So I will stick to the pink spot...

Yeah it sucks when you pull out and a dead hamster falls out.. Poor little fella

[sirkus]

Naw you need to go get the winder special...

Lol bathtub crank FTL lol

[mike's02ls1]

Yeah it sucks when you pull out and a dead hamster falls out.. Poor little fella

Man you got some freaks up in your neck of the woods.... Are sure you aint trying to mount the sheep??

[Z0_o6]

WOW thats fucked up.... the dead hamster thing threw me off LOL

[mike's02ls1]

Lol bathtub crank FTL lol

He does a line, only to find out it was dandruff...

[sirkus]

Man you got some freaks up in your neck of the woods.... Are sure you aint trying to mount the sheep??

Damn man.. sheep will kick the fuck out of you.. just FYI..



I'm j/k.. lol btw..























They don't kick.

[mike's02ls1]

Damn man.. sheep will kick the fuck out of you.. just FYI..



I'm j/k.. lol btw..























They don't kick.

I can see you all sitting around the camp fire talking about how good Deliverence the movie was....

[sirkus]

He does a line, only to find out it was dandruff...

I imagine it would be better than watching someone snort rock salt. I have never heard someone scream so loud before in my life. I rofled

[sirkus]

I can see you all sitting around the camp fire talking about how good Deliverence the movie was....

You sure got a pretty mouth on you boy.

[mike's02ls1]

I imagine it would be better than watching someone snort rock salt. I have never heard someone scream so loud before in my life. I rofled

Now I seen a buddy of mine snort hot sauce......

[Z0_o6]

LMFAO at snorting rock salt. got what he deserved!

[mike's02ls1]

You sure got a pretty mouth on you boy.

Squeal like pig boy.... Ok that was gay....

[sirkus]

LMFAO at snorting rock salt. got what he deserved!

My senior year that kid was so damn strung out.. he got his hands on a 91 si CRX.. in a school week (mon-fri) he completely sanded down the car, primped painted the WHOLE thing.. engine bay and all.. and swapped a B16 into it and it was running by friday.. Ran like dog shit too.. I think he's in prison now tho. I can't stand damn meth. A lot of my friends went down hill quick and I stopped talking to them.