Attention:
The latest intel indicated that there is a loli heading towards the ATL this weekend. Said loli must be intercepted and interrogated. I need all the loli hunters to set up a perimeter.
MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!
LOLI HUNTERS UNITE!
Attention:
The latest intel indicated that there is a loli heading towards the ATL this weekend. Said loli must be intercepted and interrogated. I need all the loli hunters to set up a perimeter.
MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!
Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
Where do ya need the tranq gun at?
this is section 69 checking in sir. nothing on radar, but i will keep my eyes peeled for her shapely bust and make sure we keep things tight in the rear sectors.
85/985 perimeter patrol established.
NIKON Squad member | Nikon D200 | Sigma 24-70 f/2.8 | Sigma 70-200 f/2.8
Good job Sargent!Originally Posted by PURE jdm
this is section 69 checking in sir. nothing on radar, but i will keep my eyes peeled for her shapely bust and make sure we keep things tight in the rear sectors.
Be aware, this loli is said to use her shapely bust to distract loli hunters. Do not fall for this trap! I will keep a careful eye on her rear.
Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
Well done! Stay sharp!85/985 perimeter patrol established.
Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
400/75 going green sir. Perimeter checked, cleared, and monitored
Excellent! I knew I could count on you!
Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
Okay...nm you want perimeter fine. Area Loli 12 is all setup.
indeed sir. i shall not faulter.
she can use her Long Legs of lust to divert other soldiers, but i've got my LONG range viewfinder, TRAINED on her REAR advancement.
theres no way only LOLI and go to DEEP into enemy territory without being CHOKED up in our supreme defenses.
i will stand vigilant sir.
Base this is Sentry 62 with you --- we copy you LimaCharlie (LoudClear). 62 calling on-station @ 10:31HRS ET and will remain as long as we have tanker support. Running CAP for this target area in the standard figure 8. Initiating radio silence at this time. How copy?
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
Excellent work, men!
We must all be ready to MOUNT an offensive at any moment. Keep you eyes open so that she does not CRAWL past our defenses. She is trained in many formes of combat. She works well on her KNEES and on her BACK.
Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
what happens if she swims the Chattahoochee River?
copy sentry 62. we have you on radar. maintain surve. as long as possible if you keep flying, we'll keep you filled up.
agent 71 (stephens) do not unveil satellite intel on open channels please. this is a matter of LOLI security.
this is section 69 checking in. nothing yet sir, but we did find articles of clothing on the out SKIRTs of 69 heading due SOUTH in your General direction. Be advised, LOLI is cloaked and dangerous. DO NOT attempt SINGLE ENTRY, USE GANG FORCE IF NEEDED. Also,.....*dramatic silence* it seems as though she is not alone. we found multiple lollipop wrappers hidden under the BUSH. Be advised i repeat, LOLI PACK is en route.
requesting permission to intiate LOLI HUNTING PROTOCOL ALPHA MASSA BETA v. K.O.K.
Where is Ran? He is the the leader of the Seal unit!
Ran? Do you copy?!
We have a hole in our defenses! She could swin the Chattahoochee river. She would be HOT and WET and SLIP past of defenses!
Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
someone get RAN! make sure he's not cleaning his gun in the dark again.
Base, Sentry62 with you... unit AlanJackson confirms via secure communication channel that he's "Way Down Yonder By The Chattahoochee... and if it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie" he will engage. How copy?
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
Agreed. GANG FORCE will be required.
Permission granted. Initiate LOLI HUNTING PROTOCOL ALPHA MASSA BETA v. K.O.K.
Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
briefing my men now sir. be ready to move out in 2 clicks.
The LOLI's are flanking our position! We need to act now! Send you men in!
briefing my men now sir. be ready to move out in 2 clicks.
Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
Sentry62 with you... you came across garbled sir in that last tranmission. Did NOT copy. Was that "prepare to move out on 2 CLITS??" Please confirm my copy..
briefing my men now sir. be ready to move out in 2 clicks.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
moving in! LOLI HUNTERS GO GO GO!
Ill get my metal detector
Good job Sargent!
THRUST forward. They will SUBMIT to our ADVANCES.
Make sure they are brought back alive. They must be securely BOUND and GAGGED, so they do not escape. Bring all captured LOLIs directly to HEAD quarters.
Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
62 here. We're dropping in a shipment of antibiotics to the Infirmary (you never know sir).
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
roger that on the T sir. i have two of them spotted. we're moving around to flank them from behind....
maintain radio silence from here on here.
(hand signals to troops)
initiate use of smoke screen. deploy!
MOVE MOVE MOVE
OH MY GOD!
DEFENSIVE POSITIONS!
SIR OUR INTEL WAS WRONG! we walked into a FUBAR! help!
i repeat hostile environment! the loli's ambushed us sir! KEEP FIRING YOU BASTARDS!
sir require immediate back up! *static* all around *static* quick *static*
TROOPS FALLBACK! JOHNSON COVERY FI *static*
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Ill have to bust out my guns! check it. them lolis is gonna be runnin now!
Base, Sentry62 with you... we're outta the game. We gotta RTB (ReturnToBase) to re-arm up and re-attack. LOLIs ain't go NO manners... shot a bitch down.That was my FAVORITE plane too sir.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
roger that on the T sir. i have two of them spotted. we're moving around to flank them from behind....
maintain radio silence from here on here.
(hand signals to troops)
initiate use of smoke screen. deploy!
MOVE MOVE MOVE
OH MY GOD!
DEFENSIVE POSITIONS!
SIR OUR INTEL WAS WRONG! we walked into a FUBAR! help!
i repeat hostile environment! the loli's ambushed us sir! KEEP FIRING YOU BASTARDS!
sir require immediate back up! *static* all around *static* quick *static*
TROOPS FALLBACK! JOHNSON COVERY FI *static*
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Sending in reinforcements! Hang in there!
Unit 62, Agent 71 converge on their position!
Ran?! Where the fuck are you?! You are letting you unit down!!!!
Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
Satellite imagery reports a posssible sighting of RAN. The facial recognition software is only so good though team... we need a human analyst to point out Ran so we can get him to the armory, get him a mission briefing and deploy him into the target area.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
Sargent. You may have PREMATURELY spent your aresonal.TROOPS FALLBACK! JOHNSON COVERY FI *static*
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Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
Perimeter setup in Marietta Smyrna sir.
75/575 corridor all clear
white power!!!!!!.....1
Woah woah our radar is picking up something, and its moving fast!!!
Just a second it will be in range to be seen:
...gasp.....
BATTLE STATIONS, LOLI SIGHTED!!!
white power!!!!!!
All units!! I repeat..all units!! Be advised that Loli Pack may have a deeply entrenched sniper.
Execute operations with extreme caution as our anti-sniper sniper locates and terminates the Loli sniper.
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I date a loli, sucks for those who have to hunt for them.
We hunt lolis by the pack. Sucks for those who have just one.
Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
Be advised. ETA:06 Hours we have a platoon of Mammoth Tanks head your ways. ~Over~
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