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  1. 10-02-2005, 07:51 PM #1
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    Got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.
    We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.

    I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and
    rekindling a little of that 'magic`.

    Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now!

    I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

    She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!
    "Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waist line that's a few inches wider these days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!

    She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!


    "Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...................


    So I told her to fuck off.....
    If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!

    "So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
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  2. 10-02-2005, 07:52 PM #2
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    bwahahahahaha
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  3. 10-02-2005, 07:52 PM #3
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    BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA PWN3D
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  4. 10-02-2005, 07:53 PM #4
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    lol damn
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  5. 10-02-2005, 07:56 PM #5
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    hahahaha tru story or u messin around?
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    lol
    :boobies:
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    gotta be a joke, boosted is only 24-25ish
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  8. 10-02-2005, 08:09 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    gotta be a joke, boosted is only 24-25ish
    he would be 25 on the 12th
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  9. 10-02-2005, 08:49 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Paper Diary
    he would be 25 on the 12th
    r u stalking me?! lol

    yea its a joke.... but damn that shit would be funny to do to some1 huh??


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  10. 10-02-2005, 08:52 PM #10
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    Now, that cracked my ass up
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  11. 10-02-2005, 08:16 PM #11
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    haha nice
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  12. 10-02-2005, 08:46 PM #12
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    lololol

    Of course I own this.
    IT PUTS THE OREOS ON THE RIM
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  13. 10-02-2005, 09:00 PM #13
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    damnnnnn... sounds like something i would say
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    solamente los putos te llegan en numeros
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  14. 10-02-2005, 09:30 PM #14
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    that is awesome....
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    I just read that joke the other day and was gonna post it here. Then I realized how stupid it was.





    Lolol. J/k, dude. But I did just read it a couple of days ago. Later, QD.
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  16. 10-02-2005, 11:12 PM #16
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    thats funny




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    LMAO

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    Dammnit i hate it when i piss myself. DAMN YOU!!!

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