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  1. 06-05-2009, 02:08 PM #1
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    Default There's a creature loose in my house!

    So I found this thing in the driveway but I was in a hurry so i put it in a container in my bathroom and left with the plan of taking pics when i got back.

    I get back and it's gone! uh oh....so i have this ultra dangerous creature capable of killing baby cougars loose in my house, somewhere...it's gonna ninja my foot when i least expect it
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    how did it get out??
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    i guess i won't be coming over then.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
    response from 03RCode: Hell, it turns me on. I have a steel hard erection as speak

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    WTF was it
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    HUH?
    my attitude is celibate, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!
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    from slavery to president!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttons
    i guess i won't be coming over then.
    :idb:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttons
    i guess i won't be coming over then.
    LOL
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    you know... baby cougars can stalk prey very good....


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttons
    you know... baby cougars can stalk prey very good....

    http://k53.pbase.com/v3/38/368038/2/...0.IU3B3257.jpg
    I'm been experiencing that
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    hehe
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
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  11. 06-05-2009, 02:15 PM #11
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    oh, it's a toad smaller than my thumbnail lol!
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  12. 06-05-2009, 02:39 PM #12
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    LOL
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    i say watch a shit ton of the crocadile hunder and learn how to capture it, with a camera crew! and get famous.
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    did they eat your size 12+ socks too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    did they eat your size 12+ socks too?

    of course not! everyone knows that it cant get into a resealable bag of size 12+ socks... its resealable... duh.




    and just answered your question within my statement. 2 birds with one stone!!!
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    wtf speedminded and autumn now?
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    JASON. for all that is true and holy. if you wish to live to bang WAYYYY HOTTER AND CLASSIER CHICKS ANOTHER DAY please for the love of god.... DEAD BOLT THE DOOR AND SET UP PERIMETER DEFENSES TO KEEP THAT MUSKRAT OUT!

    see my home base defenses in action when home is under attack.

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    lolibot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    wtf speedminded and autumn now?
    wait wha...I'm not that easy!
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    you now have the HIV by association sir. any contact with this creature blacklists you. prepare for something like this to happen....

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    Nice knowin ya Jason




    lulz
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    Nice knowin ya Jason




    lulz
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    in plain engrish

    this is the only thing baby cougar autumn should be sucking on that belongs to you...



    however, if you feel like most human beings that that is too close for comfort still might i suggest...

    the cage keeper 9000

    guarenteed to keep that cougar away from your personables and keep yourself chlamydia free. the cage keeper 9000 features state of the art steel bars, strong enough to keep even the most horny feirce disease ridden animals @ bay and away from you and out of your home...

    but for some people there is alway our most popular option when your house become infested with vermin this time of year...

    may i introduce.... (drumroll please)..................













    the ultimate in home defense....

    NAPALM air strike












    but remember with fire there is always procaution necessary so... once again remember this key point when using the napalm air strike...

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    I blow fire.
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    lol you're gonna get warts
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    lol, wut?

    Save ur engines!
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    ew, i hate things.. bugs, worms, grasshoppers, guns, knifes, anything and everything i can't stand it.. sigh.. I'm super afraid of snakes.. wtf? I wouldn't step foot in your house for like.. a year!

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    90% of the girls on here are "tire biters"......FLAME THEM UNTIL THEY GO AWAY AND DIE. JM you kill me, mad repz sirrr

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