Callout : Marcus Burnett

[mocha latte cupcake]

no old man bert wasn't there. he was busy. but MIKE LOWREY was.... old dirty lotus black man hunt

[stillaneon]

donnie wut is that never seen one of them before... looks like you stuffed ranessa's hair drier on the corner and put a swedish swing dildo on your throttle body....

Well I did, but Toyota liked it so much, they decided to use the idea in their sport trucks.

The hood scoop and body kit is there to prevent de-emasculation

[Sammich]

factory item.



-Ant.

THATS LIKE ME SAYING MY TURBO SIMULATOR ON THE MAXIPAD IMPROVES GAS MILEAGE...I NEED A REASON

*RUNS*

[Nemesis]

I never revealed the true numbers of my Mustang toots. either way, my stock engine low boost would have spanked your crummy 4.6L 5.4L Cobras couldn't hang nor could C6 Vettes. My fathers viper pulled a car on me by 130 and 3 ish by 150. he had so much more tq.

-Ant.

LMAO

Toots? I dunno if thats what you call your fuck buddy kayfunk, but only faggots and middle aged moms call me toots.

LOL You talk so much shit for a car you barely ever got working and ran 13s at the track. I find it very funny everytime you put your car up on such a high horse.

[LizBiz]

*EDIT* FUK LIZ AND HER FUKIN NINJA'N MY FUKIN POST..FUKIN HOE

bwahahahahahaha!!! Fuk you and your old Danny Tanner lanky ass.

[mocha latte cupcake]

prevent de-emasculation - also known as premature projective ejaculation....

these key items on toyotas sports truck got the owners so aroused that many of the truck met their doom early on in low mileage life. the sheer esctacy of driving them was so over whelming that the driver, "skeet'd" themselves and lost control of their bodily functions, resulting in pleasureful convultions. so toyota decided to add "hood scoops" and "body kits" to the trucks to keep their minds off of the exhilirating thrill they recieved @ every pedal to the metal.

[stillaneon]

prevent de-emasculation - also known as premature projective ejaculation....

these key items on toyotas sports truck got the owners so aroused that many of the truck met their doom early on in low mileage life. the sheer esctacy of driving them was so over whelming that the driver, "skeet'd" themselves and lost control of their bodily functions, resulting in pleasureful convultions. so toyota decided to add "hood scoops" and "body kits" to the trucks to keep their minds off of the exhilirating thrill they recieved @ every pedal to the metal.

Yeah.

What you said

[AnthonyF]

Well I did, but Toyota liked it so much, they decided to use the idea in their sport trucks.

The hood scoop and body kit is there to prevent de-emasculation

Exactly. It's just another accessory for them to make money off of.

LMAO

Toots? I dunno if thats what you call your fuck buddy kayfunk, but only faggots and middle aged moms call me toots.

LOL You talk so much shit for a car you barely ever got working and ran 13s at the track. I find it very funny everytime you put your car up on such a high horse.

Ok toots. Please stop by one day and say some of this "tough guy" attitude you have to me. PLEASE for once man up to me. I have approached you and guess what you do? "Oh hey Ant, what's up?" Whatever bro, i'm sorry your V8 will never amount to what my V6 did, just live with it copy cat. I went to the track VERY seldom the last year I had my mustang.

Driver Mod vs Real Mods. I never went enough to perfect launching, especially with the slicks. I know what it dyno'd, and you'r V8 will never touch it.

Oh yeah, my mustang had over 100k miles on the clock. I guess it NEVER ran, right?

My Mustang > Yours

Like it or not, you will always be in my shadow.



-Ant.

[stillaneon]

Ok toots.



-Ant.

[mocha latte cupcake]

i live in a shadow...of a power line usually... unless i'm @ work... then its over a very big man i call my boss.....

i don't have a tan b/c of these things

[Nemesis]

i'm sorry your V8 will never amount to what my V6 did, just live with it copy cat.

I went to the track VERY seldom the last year I had my mustang.

BECAUSE HALF THE TIME IT HAD NO MOTOR

I know what it dyno'd, and you'r V8 will never touch it.

ORLY

Oh yeah, my mustang had over 100k miles on the clock. I guess it NEVER ran, right?

Im sure I could run 100k miles on a chassis if I had 4 motors to spare

My Mustang > Yours

Like it or not, you will always be in my shadow.



-Ant.

Oh... OK

[Brett]

Your boosted Kia vs. Me.



Lets do this on the way to the Summit since the Varsity got shut down this week.

Damn I just saw this!! Damn now I want a Kia!! hahahahaha

[AnthonyF]

Not one intelligent response to compete with the fact that your V8 will never amount to my V6. So sad. Well, you THINK you are witty, but you are far from it.

Thanks for not quoting about the part where you're a chump.

Have a nice day Mr. Shadow.

-Ant.

[stillaneon]

BECAUSE HALF THE TIME IT HAD NO MOTOR



ORLY





Im sure I could run 100k miles on a chassis if I had 4 motors to spare







Oh... OK

Does your side hurt?

'Cause usually when I laugh as much as you are implying that you laughed, I have to walk away and lock myself in a quiet place to stop laughing. lots of pain.

[AnthonyF]

i live in a shadow...of a power line usually... unless i'm @ work... then its over a very big man i call my boss.....

i don't have a tan b/c of these things

You seem like an innovator, become your own boss. Makes it a lot less stressful.

-Ant.

[AnthonyF]

Does your side hurt?

'Cause usually when I laugh as much as you are implying that you laughed, I have to walk away and lock myself in a quiet place to stop laughing. lots of pain.

Unfortunately he is "acting" like he is laughing b/c he has nothing to retaliate with. So sad.

-Ant.

[Nemesis]

Not one intelligent response to compete with the fact that your V8 will never amount to my V6. .

How am I able to form an intelligent response to something so stupid?

Thanks for not quoting about the part where you're a pussy.

.

[stillaneon]

no old man bert wasn't there. he was busy. but MIKE LOWREY was.... old dirty lotus black man hunt

Working on his KIA no less

[mocha latte cupcake]

recap:

- Brett wants a kia
- Ant hates jorgie
- Jorgie is still laughing
- I'ma race donnie for some pancakes in my S/C Maxima vs his FMIC baby stroller
- Ant said something about jorgies mom
- Georgie i still laughing and didn't hear the comment
- Brett put the S2k up for sale but is considering trading it for a Kia Rio T3T4 setup on HRE's

[Sammich]

reference of bretts front end swapped kia

[Nemesis]

Does your side hurt?

'Cause usually when I laugh as much as you are implying that you laughed, I have to walk away and lock myself in a quiet place to stop laughing. lots of pain.

Honestly, I really cant stop laughing. This almost tops how hard I laughed when LexiZ31 was banting on about his 4 banger non SVO.

[mocha latte cupcake]

@ KIA sittin next to donnies SRTwhore

bwahahahahahahahah

also. poor lexi. his mustang. he's old school now.

[stillaneon]

Honestly, I really cant stop laughing. This almost tops how hard I laughed when LexiZ31 was banting on about his 4 banger non SVO.

why did you laugh?

His ran...

[stillaneon]

@ KIA sittin next to donnies SRTwhore

bwahahahahahahahah

also. poor lexi. his mustang. he's old school now.

I would shoot myself. I am so glad my car is lowered now.

Those wheels are ugly too

[Nemesis]

why did you laugh?

His ran...

LOL This is true

[mocha latte cupcake]

yes but he wasn't a 4+boost. he was a 4+lexi.

i heard the lexi mod is worth 40 though.

[stillaneon]

yes but he wasn't a 4+boost. he was a 4+lexi.

i heard the lexi mod is worth 40 though.

So his corolla has 42 hp

[mocha latte cupcake]

2 hp corolla

[LizBiz]

Those wheels are ugly too

You are talking about your wheels right?