yea so i went to this club and started boogying on the dance floor and this fly chica walks up to me in this cute little voice and is like, would you like to dance?

i'm suprised cuz i usually approach these lil skeezers oppose to them approaching me, so i accepted, thinking nothing of it, she bought me 6 rounds of crown and coke (she must have been watching me). had me drunk...so...shes like im ready to go, so im like ite, lets dipset. i get in the maxipad, she gets in, we get to her crib, she's like, would u like some lemonade and cookies...i'm like sure, but then i'm like, these seems way too familiar..but the crown speaks up and says quit over thinking shit...

so i sit down on the couch awaiting my lil princess to arrive and low and behold..look who pops up out of nowhere



i mean damn..she was in the club...dancin..buying drinks...and all that...i didnt think to check the ID